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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 17 2008, 04:29 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Since chances are that by the time the usual hour for me to update the caption contest will be up I'll be well into the Irish spirits, I figured I'd get this out of the way now. If I had to pick one word to describe last week's contest, it'd be...cannibalism. That and plastic surgery. Here are the winners:

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Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my... oops, this isn't sickbay. Sorry kid!"
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Ensign Smores died at his post.
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Scotty always blamed Kirk for his nephew's death, until the anger was released on that day on the Enterprise-B and he had to stifle his giggles ...
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The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.
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Kenny Rogers just didn't know when the hell to give up.
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"Auuughaa! 4:3 Trek was never meant to be converted to fricken widescreen!"

First post! Hi folks.
And first win, too. The Photoshop winners:

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Kirk: "Hey, look! Our meal's being hand delivered by Colonel Sanders himself!"

Who wanted extra crispy?
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"Eng ge borg e da chrispy ensign. Bork bork bork"
And the multi-pic caption award:

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"Aye, its broken alright. Wait ye, put the Admiral in there?"



"Gah, Scotty, you..."
Congratulations to everyone. This week, let's all remember to party responsibly but caption irresponsibly:







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Old March 17 2008, 04:33 PM   #2
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McCoy: "This jacket? Member's Only."



Fish-looking Guy: "Now, disemboweling; fatal in your species?"



Stewart: "You want me to autograph your what?"



Henchman: Do I tell him that he's got a booger on his nose?
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Old March 17 2008, 04:43 PM   #3
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Picard: "Someone broke into my office and stole my fish. Do you know anything about it?"




Alien: "I'm from the future, I've come back in time to see that a certain aquarium doesn't go out of business. You see in the 24th Century, a certain Starfleet Captain mislaid his fish. That fish was sucked into a subspace anomaly in which it existed for three million years. I'm evolved from the descendants of that angel fish, and I must make sure history stays on track or I will never exist."

McCoy: "You could just say you haven't got a ship to hire out."
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Old March 17 2008, 04:54 PM   #4
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Henchman: "Can I have a broad?"

Nicky the Nose: "No."

Henchman: "How about a cigar?"

Nicky the Nose: "Hell no!"
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Old March 17 2008, 05:09 PM   #5
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McCoy: "It's a cravat. Bitches love 'em."





Grignak: "Organ you name, orifice I name, otherwise bargain, nooooo."







Picard: "They didn't have an Asian available. Sorry, Doll."





Nicky The Nose and Barney the Testicles.

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Old March 17 2008, 05:12 PM   #6
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Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Now that I've figured out how to do it, this thread has been stickied and will be unstickied when the contest is over.
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Old March 17 2008, 05:14 PM   #7
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McCoy: "On second thought, I don't want to get dragged halfway around the galaxy with Yoda's idiot brother."




McCoy: "Aren't you a man?"

Fish-looking dude: "It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!"




Lily: "Who are you calling a 'broad,' bitch?"





Barney the Testicles (thinking): I wonder if Cyrus Redblock's hiring.

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Old March 17 2008, 05:16 PM   #8
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Not a caption, but a comment: back when this movie came out, this guy looked pretty outlandish.

But now, he looks like the asswipe behind the counter at the coffee shop next door.

Joe, mocha
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Old March 17 2008, 05:23 PM   #9
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Shatmandu wrote: View Post
Not a caption, but a comment: back when this movie came out, this guy looked pretty outlandish.

But now, he looks like the asswipe behind the counter at the coffee shop next door.

Joe, mocha



Coffee asswipe: "Sorry, out of commission cappuccino machine is. Buy a latte would you like to?"
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Old March 17 2008, 05:52 PM   #10
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Stewart should have listened when Berman threatend to recast his role, if he doesn't accept his pay offer.

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Old March 17 2008, 06:01 PM   #11
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Lily: "Did you just fart?"

Fish-looking dude: "Oh, forgive."
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Old March 17 2008, 06:29 PM   #12
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Patrick Steward prior to make-up
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Old March 17 2008, 06:31 PM   #13
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Barney the Testicles (thinking): Did I turn the iron off at home?
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Old March 17 2008, 06:33 PM   #14
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"Got this on Ebay. The 1980 Disco Collection from SEARS."



"No. No, my people don't live in the deep oceans and lure prey with our head appendages.

Why?"





"Sorry. The skanky ho is with me. Find another dance partner."



Cut scenes from SCARFACE were left out of the final edit for very good reasons.
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Old March 17 2008, 06:50 PM   #15
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McCoy: "How can you be deaf with ears like that?!"

Fish-looking dude: "It's a hereditary condition, you insensitive prick!"

*runs away crying*
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