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Old March 2 2008, 01:04 AM   #1
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Bad SCE joke

If SCE was ever filmed, and David Gold was played by Nicholas Campbell, would it be called...

...wait for it...

Da Vinci's Da Vinci?

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Old March 2 2008, 03:43 AM   #2
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Re: Bad SCE joke

Come here.

No, over here.

Little closer.

That's it.




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Old March 2 2008, 03:44 AM   #3
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If they wrote a story entirely in Morse, would it be called "The Da Vinci Code?"
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Old March 2 2008, 06:43 AM   #4
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Re: Bad SCE joke

If Hugh Laurie played a Klingon:

A Burning House
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Old March 2 2008, 11:18 AM   #5
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To (approximately) quote the character Gold is based on, Sherman T. Potter, "there's nothing like a good sense of humor. Unfortunately, you have nothing like a good sense of humor."
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Old March 2 2008, 05:56 PM   #6
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Faul('s)well that ends well
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Old March 2 2008, 07:02 PM   #7
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Gosh, so many Abramo-wits in here...
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Old March 2 2008, 07:27 PM   #8
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Of Corsi not.
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Old March 2 2008, 07:32 PM   #9
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You're all so funny you should be P8 for it.
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Old March 2 2008, 08:26 PM   #10
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*reaches for the shotgun and ammo*
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Old March 2 2008, 09:22 PM   #11
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Do you think you have a chance? We are many and you're just a Soloman.
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Old March 2 2008, 10:46 PM   #12
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You think you can Gomez with our minds like that?
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Old March 2 2008, 11:12 PM   #13
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Oh yeah, these jokes are all just plain Gold.
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Old March 2 2008, 11:52 PM   #14
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Oh.. ow. This is just painful.

Don't let me stop you, however...
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