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Old January 26 2008, 08:39 PM   #61
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"Aye, lads...we could sure go for some weeee Miller High Lifes."



McCoy's new lab-grown formula for mickeys clearly worked. Now all he had to do was test it on a HOTTER crewwoman.
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Old January 26 2008, 09:43 PM   #62
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From the unaired episode, "The Trouble with Ass-Rubbing Clones"



*later*

Scotty: "I gave them a very good home, sir."

Kirk: "WHERE?!"

Scotty: "I gave them to the Klingons, sir."

Kirk: "You gave them to the Klingons?"

Scotty: "Aye, sir. Before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room... where there'll be plenty of ass-rubbing."
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Old January 26 2008, 09:46 PM   #63
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SCOTTY:"This place got a men's room, lads? 'Cause I've got a load on deck that could plug up a Constitution-class warp core."
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Old January 27 2008, 01:47 AM   #64
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Though Majel may be entranced, DeForest simply couldn't sit by and watch Shatner repeatedly apply for a role in Star Trek VI
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Old January 27 2008, 02:09 AM   #65
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I wouldn't have thought of this one without yours, Alyssa.



Spock's harp playing affected people differently.
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Old January 27 2008, 01:59 PM   #66
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I'm going to keep this contest up an extra couple of days. I'll be travelling next week and won't be able to change it over the weekend as usual. Rather than have the next caption contest up for two weeks, we'll go ten days on both this one and the next.




Scotty: Drink up, laddies. Bar time on this station isn't until next Wednesday!
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Old January 27 2008, 02:33 PM   #67
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Contrary to popular belief, having a bag of cats on the head was quite calming. Unfortunately, McCoy was allergic to cat hair.
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Old January 27 2008, 03:33 PM   #68
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Cyrano (in b. g.): It's a bag of cats, Friend Klingon. You wear them on your head.
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Old January 27 2008, 03:53 PM   #69
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Freeman: I saw Mr. Sulu bought a bag of cats. Who knew he liked pussy?
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Old January 27 2008, 04:01 PM   #70
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Freeman: I saw Mr. Sulu bought a bag of cats. Who knew he liked pussy?
Scotty: "Laddie, who knew he liked Chinese."
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Old January 27 2008, 05:12 PM   #71
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This week's pictures find the crew off duty.



You wouldn't believe what a tigress Uhura is in bed!



I love a man in uniform *sigh*
They may be off the clock but it's time for you folks to get to work!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
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Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
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CaptainJon
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commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
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DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (2x) Plus one this time for a total of 3!
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galleywest (4x)
Gertch (10x) Plus one this time for a total of 11!
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J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
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KJM
Mallory
MGagen
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M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (11x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (16x)
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scottydog (12x)
Shatmandu (4x) Plus one this time for a total of 5!
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The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
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Tim M (3x)
Tristan
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Old January 27 2008, 09:07 PM   #72
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Freeman: Last time I got drunk in this bar, I ended up tying a bag of cats on my head and promptly disappeared for three months.
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Old January 27 2008, 09:15 PM   #73
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Freeman: "Yanno Mr Scott, if you don't stop looking at me like that I'm gonna bop you one."
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Old January 27 2008, 09:18 PM   #74
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BONES: "Who's the jackass who put the corpse in my office?"
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Old January 27 2008, 09:21 PM   #75
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