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Old January 23 2008, 12:53 AM   #46
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Most awkward Bergman scene ever.


FREEMAN:"HEY...I didn't get my 50% senior discount on my drink! Dammit, I haven't spent thirty long-ass years as a lowly lieutenant for nothing!!"
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Old January 23 2008, 05:48 PM   #47
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Kirk, offscreen: "All right, who's next?"




Scotty: "... and the last thing I remember saying is 'Pull my finger.'"
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Old January 23 2008, 06:26 PM   #48
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Bartender: "...and I personally spat in every fourth drink."

*massive spit take*




Announcer: "Coming this fall: 'The New Adventures of Older Christine.'"
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Old January 24 2008, 04:26 PM   #49
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Stuntman: "I love Ladies' Night here."
Chekov: "The vaitress is in error: she only charged me half price for this. <takes drink>"
Scotty: "Heh."
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Old January 24 2008, 07:42 PM   #50
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Scotty, in realisation: "...And then i said to the captain, why do we never wear civilian clothes on temporary leave?"
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Old January 24 2008, 09:46 PM   #51
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"That's it, Leonard...be a bastard!!

Knock up a girl while she's propped against a bulkhead and then LEAVE like a flaccid coward!! See if I care!!!"




FREEMAN:"This is the life, ain't it?

We get to wear tight velour that shrinks in uncomfortable places...drink liquor that looks like it came straight out of the malfunctioning engine conduits of an Orion freighter...get in bar fights with aliens who look like villains from old 20th century Fu Manchu movies...and then to top it all off, go back to our ship and watch our own captain get all the tail and leave nothing for us!"
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Old January 25 2008, 07:59 PM   #52
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Scotty: Just wait 'til those Klingons find out Sulu's got herpes!
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Old January 25 2008, 08:25 PM   #53
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Scotty: "Told ya bringing along Dr. McCoy's ass-rubbing clone would be a good idea."



Khan: "You idiot! That's not Kirk. You've phasered his stunt double!"
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Old January 25 2008, 10:02 PM   #54
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"Easy, lads...don't drink TOO much. The barkeep's got a special surprise for us a little later on...somethin' he calls a Tossed Salad. He suggests we not be TOO drunk or else neither of us will bloody enjoy it."




"Doctor...do...do you ever get that...not-so FUTURISTIC feeling?"
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Old January 25 2008, 11:26 PM   #55
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Dr McCoy couldn't stand to watch Nurse Chapel do her Amy Winehouse impersonation in the ship's Stars In Their Eyes competition.
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Old January 26 2008, 12:30 AM   #56
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Nurse Chapel: So that's why they call him Bones.
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Old January 26 2008, 12:37 AM   #57
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In addition to manufacturing furniture, planet IKEA was a also a fun place to hang out.
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Old January 26 2008, 05:00 PM   #58
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McCoy: "I do know one thing about Klingon anatomy ..."
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Old January 26 2008, 05:51 PM   #59
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Scotty: Hell, I knew Korax when his name was Lucy.
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Old January 26 2008, 05:53 PM   #60
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Bones: Wait, this isn't Star Trek! I'll run and get Shatner!
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