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Old January 21 2008, 02:39 PM   #31
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Freeman: OK, my turn. Everyone who's made it with Sulu, take a drink.

Chekov: Aw, man!

Scotty: Hurhurhur.



Intercom: Dr. McCoy, report to the lab! On the double!

McCoy: The lab? What is it?

Intercom: Its a little room where we do experiments...but that's not important right now.

McCoy: I'm on my way!

Chapel: Did I leave the iron on...?
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Old January 21 2008, 06:32 PM   #32
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Scotty, wiggling eyebrows: "Sad tale, lad, but who do ye think gave Uhura the Denebian Crotch Rot?"




McCoy: "Just leave the sperm sample on the counter, Spock. C'mon, Nurse."
Door: "Phhh-Shhhht."
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Old January 21 2008, 06:42 PM   #33
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McCoy : I'll be back in a minute.

Balok Puppet : That's what you said last time !
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Old January 21 2008, 07:18 PM   #34
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Balok Puppet: "I knew I shouldn't have worn the green blusher. He totally ignored me standing against this wall." snif
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Old January 22 2008, 01:53 AM   #35
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Ensign Freeman: I wonder what's happening on the Enterprise, now that Dr. McCoy knows he only has a year to live?

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Old January 22 2008, 04:49 AM   #36
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``Now, laddies, don't go staring, but, on my left there, isn't that Doctor Bashir?''
``No, no, I think he's the one behind you on the right.''

McCoy hastily leaves before Chapel discovers he glued her hair to the wall.
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Old January 22 2008, 10:42 AM   #37
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McCoy exits singing- "From the coonskip cap on the top of ol' Daniel, to the heels of his rawhide shoes..."

Chapel- "Why does he sing that song when I wear my hair this way?"
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Old January 22 2008, 03:56 PM   #38
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Scotty (To Ensign): ...and that's why I made a 'wee pee-pee' in Chekov's drink.




***dialog immediately prior to this scene...***
McCoy: Damn-it Nurse Chapel, I don't care about you're "needs"...I'm a doctor, not a gigolo.
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Old January 22 2008, 04:01 PM   #39
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Freeman: So, Mr. Chekov, have you figured out yet why there are only men in this bar?




McCoy: Sorry, nurse, but I don't have time. I've got to go out drinking with the boys.
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Old January 22 2008, 05:20 PM   #40
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Little-known missing scene from "The Trouble with Tribbles"

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Freeman: So, Mr. Chekov, have you figured out yet why there are only men in this bar?

[Chekhov's eyes widen and he does a spit-take. Freeman ends up wearing most of it. Scotty falls out of his chair.]

FX: Laugh track (including the woman with the annoyingly goofy laugh)

Korax: (from the bar) I'm sorry... I missed that; could you tell it again... from the beginning?
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Old January 22 2008, 05:36 PM   #41
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McCoy: "Dammit, Nurse, I'm getting tired of people raiding the lab and stealing urine samples. What the hell could they want it for, anyway?"




Freeman: "Dude, he's so drinking it!"

Scotty: "Quiet, lad."
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Old January 23 2008, 12:01 AM   #42
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Even tho they were both laughing, Chekov still didn't get it when Scotty said that he lost the other 4 fingers in uhuras quarters last night.
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Old January 23 2008, 12:17 AM   #43
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McCoy's increasingly weak bladder complicated all his secret romantic liaisons with Nurse Chapel.




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Old January 23 2008, 12:40 AM   #44
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^ That's Officer Freeman ^

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Old January 23 2008, 12:44 AM   #45
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^ Actually, Paul Baxley, Shatner's stand in and stunt double, is officially credited as Ensign Freeman although he's obviously a lieutenant.




Doohan: I slipped one of Bill's hairpieces in with the tribbles on the bar. Just wait a second. When Stanley sees it, he'll howl.
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