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Old January 19 2008, 09:15 PM   #16
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Scotty couldn't help it. The old 'turbo-lax in the unsuspecting dolt's drink' gag still worked, even after almost three hundred years.




"You were AMAZING, Leonard. Even when you called me Spock and chewed my ears."
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Old January 19 2008, 09:55 PM   #17
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Christine wondered when she'd be the next to receive the "afro wig" treatment.




Little did she realize that there would be something very different in store for her.
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Old January 19 2008, 09:58 PM   #18
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Happy Hour on K-7 never ended until the last Russian officer soiled themselves and passed out in a moist, groaning heap on the floor.
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Old January 19 2008, 09:59 PM   #19
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"...should I have told him I was born with BOTH sets of genitalia?"
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Old January 20 2008, 12:41 AM   #20
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It wasn't an afro, but it felt right somehow.
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Old January 20 2008, 02:38 AM   #21
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Chapel: "Oh that's what it was Doctor. The bathroom is out of paper."
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Old January 20 2008, 02:42 AM   #22
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Balok's puppet: "I feel so used."
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Old January 20 2008, 03:04 AM   #23
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Chekov "Ahh..Vorker's Paradise Vodka, Much alcohol, much numbness. Now I can forget that night vith Sulu playing 'Tvister'."
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Old January 20 2008, 03:33 AM   #24
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Chekov was lousy at the "I Never" drinking game.
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Old January 20 2008, 05:15 AM   #25
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No matter how much he drank Chekov could not get rid of the taste of his fisrt BJ




McCoy :" nuse why are you wearing three tribbles on your head?"
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Old January 20 2008, 05:56 AM   #26
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De made a quick exit before he was caught in Majel's soft focus close up.
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Old January 20 2008, 06:26 AM   #27
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SCOTTY- Might be time to call it quits lads. I'm starting to see Klingons with bumps on their heads.
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Old January 20 2008, 08:26 AM   #28
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SCOTTY: And then I said, "Show me yer tribble, lassie."


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Old January 21 2008, 04:39 AM   #29
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And he was done in one minute!!!
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Old January 21 2008, 05:58 AM   #30
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McCoy: "Skunk on head, Olfactory emergency!"
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