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Old January 16 2008, 11:29 PM   #76
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

I don't know shatmandu, but the pictures are absolutely gorgeous.

Can't post images, but here's my #1

"Sorry, Keptin. I prefer a man who has all of his own hair".
(if anyone could quote with a picture that would be great). And yes I appreciate the irony of that statement! But roll with it...
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Old January 17 2008, 12:16 AM   #77
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Roxana said:
(if anyone could quote with a picture that would be great).
Easy enough, Roxana.




"Sorry, Keptin. I prefer a man who has all of his own hair".
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Old January 17 2008, 12:42 AM   #78
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Damnit if that isn't the cutest picture, congratulations Joe :thumbsup:
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Old January 17 2008, 01:58 AM   #79
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Oh, God, why am I doing this?



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Old January 17 2008, 04:38 AM   #80
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Hiya, folks.

First, thanks to Outpost4 for contacting me. Things have been hectic/on edge here for a while now, to say the least, and it was nice to be reminded of good things, of simple things, like dick jokes and Carl Spock. I've missed it, and I've missed you folks.

With a wife on bed-rest or in the hospital or needing to be taken to the hospital at a moment's notice, many things went away. Last time I blinked and exhaled, it was months ago.

Second, I'm sorry I didn't at least pop in and let you know I didn't get hit by a bus. I tried, once, early-on, during a tense hospital visit, but just as I logged on, everything went to Hell, bicornuate uterus-wise. I took it as a sign.

As you can see from the pics, all is well. He went nearly full term, which is just as inexplicable to the doctors as his actual conception. And like Gregg relayed, our daughter is over the moon about him. She won't leave the house, even to shop for clearance Christmas toys with Daddy, because, "I have to take care of Mommy and my liddle brudder."

I'll be back, as time allows. Mostly to release the pent up fart jokes I've been unable to unleash for several months (nurses don't appreciate them, I've discovered).

Third, thanks much for all the well-wishes and nice comments here so far. And Rat Boy and scottydog, you made my day with those. Haven't laughed, almost literally, in months. Until now.

I may be a little rusty. Here we go ...



Scotty, off-screen: You’re tasked with holding the Cap'n's hair while he vomits.
Chekov: I vill not go into the toilet vit’ him.
Scotty, softly, off-screen: Ye won’t have to, Laddy.





Chapel, to McCoy off-screen: I'm not sure "F is for Fisting" is very appropriate, Doctor.
McCoy: The Captain wants her up to speed as soon as possible.


Joe, back
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Old January 17 2008, 04:43 AM   #81
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Miranda: Hmm. Do we have any salt, Daddy?
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Old January 17 2008, 04:55 AM   #82
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Welcome back, Shatmandu. Your sick, twisted, highly inappropriate sense of humor has been missed.

I thank God for the healthy new addition to your life
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Old January 17 2008, 04:55 AM   #83
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Shatmandu said:
I've missed it, and I've missed you folks.
It's good to know that you're OK and to see you again, even briefly. That's one cute addition to the family.
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Old January 17 2008, 01:35 PM   #84
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Miranda kisses her brother Soyuz, proving once and for all they are part of the same class.
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Old January 17 2008, 02:28 PM   #85
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Shatmandu said:Chapel, to McCoy off-screen: I'm not sure "F is for Fisting" is very appropriate, Doctor.
McCoy: The Captain wants her up to speed as soon as possible.

Joe, back


The break clearly hasn't affected your sense of humour. Caption contest or responsible parenting, tough call
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Old January 17 2008, 02:29 PM   #86
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If kids won't look cute for the camera, superglue will suffice.




Congrats on breeding Joe! :thumbsup:
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Old January 17 2008, 03:17 PM   #87
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Chekov: "I varned you the violent reach-around is a Greek inwention, not a Russian inwention, Keptin."






Chapel: "See, lil' Uhura, what you saw Nursey Christine and Doc Lennie doing was just wrestling ..."
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Old January 17 2008, 04:42 PM   #88
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Chekov: Vell, Keptin, he is Greek and runs around half-naked in a dress. Vat did you expect?




The girls found the X-Tube video, Jimmy The Greek.



(You know, those are both real obvious captions. Funny I didn't think of them until you-know-who showed up.)
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Old January 17 2008, 05:02 PM   #89
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Once again reflecting current Star Trek news.....



Walter : You're not in the new movie, now get over yourself.

William : Okay, okay.



The gals see a poorly shot by a cell phone and posted on You Tube of the Star Trek teaser and clearly seem to be enjoying it quite a lot
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Old January 17 2008, 05:29 PM   #90
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Chekov: "Check and mate, Keptin!"

Kirk: "That's your dramatic one-liner?"
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