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Old January 14 2008, 12:14 PM   #31
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Chapel: So, you don't believe its bifuricated?

Uhura: Isn't this Sulu's photobucket account?
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Old January 14 2008, 02:04 PM   #32
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Chekov: Keptin, my tricorder reads that you are a drunk.
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Old January 14 2008, 03:27 PM   #33
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Kirk: "Jesus Mr Chekov. Have you never heard of deoderant?"

Chekov: "Deoderant was inwented in Russia Keptin, this is Lynx Borscht."
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Old January 14 2008, 03:38 PM   #34
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Chapel: "It's the eighth straight hour of watching deviant porn Captain, she'll be ready for your date tonight."

Uhura: "... one cup..."
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Old January 14 2008, 04:57 PM   #35
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Kirk: "I...just don't understand. First she's interested in Scotty, then some Greek God. What am I doing wrong?"

Chekov: "Vell, Keptin, if you need a few pointers..."

Kirk: "I was being rhetorical, Ensign!"
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Old January 14 2008, 05:09 PM   #36
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Wigs - $100
Costumes - $300
A blackmail letter ready to be sent to Gene Roddenberry's wife - Priceless
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Old January 14 2008, 05:13 PM   #37
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The Laughing Vulcan said:Chapel: "It's the eight straight hour of watching deviant porn Captain, she'll be ready for your date tonight."

Uhura: "... one cup..."


Chekov: "So Keptin, you just had to watch dat video?"

Kirk: "Didn't... realise... it was about... BLEURRGHHHH"
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Old January 14 2008, 05:37 PM   #38
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Chekov: I'm wery sorry, Keptain, but you need a time-out...


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Majel: It's true! Jem IS truly outrageous...
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Old January 14 2008, 05:44 PM   #39
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Quoted. Welcome to the contest, Lloyd_Dobler.
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Old January 14 2008, 06:08 PM   #40
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Terrell Owens (on monitor): "This is not about Tony. You guys can point the finger at him, you can talk about the vacation, and if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my teammate. That's my quarterback. You guys do that, it's not fair. We lost as a team. We lost as a team, man."

Chapel: "This is even funnier than the 'Leave Britney Alone' guy."
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"Sorry, Keptin. I vuz distracted. Apollo's beefy man cleavage mesmerized me and I vuz unable to protect Mister Scott."



CHAPEL:"Good, Uhura...good JOB!! Now, remember to take the Covenant soldier's sniper rifle and go find the Warthog. Then you'll need to get to the landing site before the dropship arrives."
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Old January 14 2008, 11:01 PM   #42
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"If it's any consolation, Keptin, I tink the bronze statue on de table might be vurth someting on eRisa."
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"Doctor! Doctor McCoy! Uhura just got up to Page 100 in LADY CHATTERLY'S LOVER!

Should I begin her on the Mapplethorpe paintings yet or wait?"
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Old January 15 2008, 04:48 AM   #45
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Chekov: Vat's wrong, keptin?
Kirk: I just found out that Lt Uhura and Nurse Chapel found my private Video of me masturbating to Green women.
Chekov:You have vone of those, too?
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