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Old January 13 2008, 11:02 PM   #16
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk




CHEKOV: "Keptin, I have something in my pants dat vill cheer you up."



Upon watching a stolen tape of Spock's birth, Uhura began to realize how truly fucked she was going to be in 9 months.

Thankfully, Nurse Chapel didn't have to worry about such matters.
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Old January 13 2008, 11:41 PM   #17
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Chapel was all too excited at the prospect of trading wigs.
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Old January 14 2008, 12:00 AM   #18
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Chekov: "Hey, I've been running around with a phaser pointed at my crotch for years and I haven't had any problems."
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Old January 14 2008, 12:26 AM   #19
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Chekov: Well, I'm still well equiped.
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Old January 14 2008, 12:39 AM   #20
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Can you tell which one of them is a Chargers fan and which one is a Colts fan?
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Old January 14 2008, 12:49 AM   #21
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"What's wrong Bones?"
"Chapel found a private tape of myself dancing in the nude. They've been repeating it for hours."

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Old January 14 2008, 01:23 AM   #22
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It's alright, Keptin. From the back Apollo did look like a hot chick.




OMG, Majel! That's what Gene looks like naked!?
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Old January 14 2008, 01:38 AM   #23
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With the aid of their hidden cameras, the girls realize that Scotty's haggis and tatties were a lot smaller than advertised.
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Chapel: "Stop rubbing them against it, Uhura."

Uhura: "But I thought that's why they call it a boob tube"
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Old January 14 2008, 02:25 AM   #25
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They can't contain their excitement as they watch the latest preview of Duke Nukem Forever that's due to be released 'soon'.
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Old January 14 2008, 02:43 AM   #26
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The girls never missed The View even though Barbara Walters was 358 years old...and looked just like she did in 2008.
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Old January 14 2008, 03:10 AM   #27
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Chekov: Sulu should never have made you do that, Captain. Doesn't he know blowjobs were invented in Russia?
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Old January 14 2008, 03:18 AM   #28
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Chekov: "Dats vhy ve don't run around corners in Russia. You never know vat might hit you in the Lenningrads."
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Chapel: Look, Doctor! She's really responding well to the Captain Kirk FPP you found!

Monitor speaker: *biff!* Hailing frequencies open, sir! *pow!* Hailing frequencies open,
sir! *sock!* Hailing frequencies open, sir! *oof!* Hailing frequencies open, sir!...
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Chapel: No, we're not on the TrekBBS writing captions... why do you ask?

Uhura: How about "Where will you be when your Diarrhea strikes?" for the one of Kirk and Chekov?

Chapel: Xnay on the aptioncay Uhura...
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