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Old January 13 2008, 06:41 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

Sometimes it is easy to pick the winners for this contest. Other weeks it is tough. This was one of those weeks. Trekkies are very funny people. In the end, these were the top entries to me.


scottydog said:


Sulu: "See? Doing it doesn't give me hairy palms."
Kegek said:

In all the bickering between Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, nobody had even asked DeForest Kelley if he wanted to be in Star Trek XI.
After many entries, this was the first win for Kegek. Congratulations. Your win is long overdue, although you should know I pay no attention to who enters what when I pick the winners, outside of making sure no one person wins both captions. You won simply because yours was the funniest entry. As for scottydog, this is just another notch on his gun.


This week the crew takes over:





Does anybody else hear Elvis Costello in their head when they see the picture of Chapel and Uhura? "Got a loaded imagination being fired by girls talk."



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (10x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
Kegek First Time Winner!
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (11x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (16x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (11x) Plus one this time for a total of 12!
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (8x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (5x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)
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Old January 13 2008, 06:43 PM   #2
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk



Chekov: Captain, you let yourself get beat by a man in a dress?




Don't worry, Doctor. It looks just like a penis, only smaller.
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Old January 13 2008, 06:56 PM   #3
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

I suddenly had a cold chill that Shatmandu used the Chapel/Uhura picture. Did he? You guys will let me know if that ever happens, won't you?
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Old January 13 2008, 07:06 PM   #4
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And this one is known as the Warp Drive position...
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Old January 13 2008, 07:37 PM   #5
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WALTER: Oh, Bill, cheer up! So what if the part is on the wrong side. How'd you like to wear my wig?
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Old January 13 2008, 08:02 PM   #6
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Outpost4 said:
I suddenly had a cold chill that Shatmandu used the Chapel/Uhura picture. Did he? You guys will let me know if that ever happens, won't you?
I don't think it's a repeat. Does anyone have any idea what happened to Shatmandu? I just assumed they had internet connections in prison.
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Old January 13 2008, 08:12 PM   #7
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Chekov, thinking: "In Russia inflatable dolls have more staying power."
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Old January 13 2008, 08:12 PM   #8
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Thanks, scottydog, for the heads up.

Who knows about Joe? His picture account is still active or at least hasn't been deleted. All those old pictures he posted still show up in the TrekBBS archives.

I prefer to think he got in over his head with a dominatrix. Maybe if Mistress Lucretia ever lets him go, we'll see him again.


EDIT: I just sent him another PM. I've done that in the past. This time I made sure I attached a read receipt. I'll let you know if it's picked up.
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Old January 13 2008, 08:19 PM   #9
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Chekov: "Well, do not feel bad, sir. It happens to all of us at one point."



Uhura's disturbed and yet slightly aroused by Nurse Chapel's webcam in Spock's shower.
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Old January 13 2008, 08:24 PM   #10
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Chapel: "Hey everyone! After two months, she's finally mastered 'hailing frequencies.' In the next month, I'm sure we'll have her saying the word 'open'!"
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Old January 13 2008, 09:14 PM   #11
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Chekov: And I thought you could hold your tequilla!
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Old January 13 2008, 09:21 PM   #12
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Chekov: "You vanted a 12 inch prick and Apollo gave you dat wittle statue? Dat was certwainly nice of eem."
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Old January 13 2008, 09:47 PM   #13
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Vhat? In Russia, is traditional greeting to breathe fumes of last night's borscht
and cawiar into face of superior officer. Is known as Moscow salute!



Uhura hadn't quite got the hang of "blue" yet, but she was killing 'em at Doom.
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Old January 13 2008, 10:27 PM   #14
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Chekov: "A little to the left, Captain. That's it. You've mastered the Leaning Tower of Pisa."
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Old January 13 2008, 10:36 PM   #15
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In the furore surrounding her appearance in Nemesis, the fans often forgot Captain Janeway's visit to the Original Series.
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