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Old January 12 2008, 01:34 AM   #1
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Voyager Caption This: Information Gathering

Blast it, another round where I can't decide on a winner. Therefore I'm rewarding everyone with:


It's the video game sensation that's
sweeing the nation: CHARGED PARTICLE
SIMULATOR! (Rated E for everyone.)

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Old January 12 2008, 02:00 AM   #2
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TUKOK: It would appear the manufacturer was incorrect. This is not backwards compatible
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Old January 12 2008, 02:29 AM   #3
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Old January 12 2008, 03:34 AM   #4
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Paris: "'This program has performed an illegal operation and must shut down?' They don't use Mac OS 4000 in this century?"
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Old January 12 2008, 03:35 AM   #5
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Tuvok: Mr. Paris, you are jeopardizing our mission.

Paris: Just a little longer, Tuvok. I've almost got it all.

Tuvok: And if the RIAA realizes what you are doing, and traces your connection, we will be tortured without mercy. Is downloading, as you put it, some "hot, tasty tracks" really worth the risk?
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Old January 12 2008, 03:46 AM   #6
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Paris: "Tuvok, aren't you watching this? I'm recording it to show the rest of the crew."

Lizard (singing/dancing): "Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my rag time gal..."
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Old January 12 2008, 03:55 AM   #7
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Tom: A CRT monitor? How quaint.
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Old January 12 2008, 03:57 AM   #8
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Paris: Wow, this computer has a Pentium II processor!
Tuvok: Mr. Paris, do you know what that means?
Paris: No, but it sounds pretty high-tech!
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Old January 12 2008, 03:58 AM   #9
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Tuvok: "Must we watch '2 Girls 1 Cup' again, Mr. Paris?"
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Old January 12 2008, 04:12 AM   #10
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Paris: Tuvok, you see that thing over there with the red lights.

Tuvok: Yes, Mr. Paris. And I presume there is a point to your asking an obvious question.

Paris: I could swear we have the same thing in engineering...
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Old January 12 2008, 04:13 AM   #11
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Tuvok: "That settles it. The new film involves time travel."
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Old January 12 2008, 04:35 AM   #12
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Jane Mullgrew: Atleast you printed this weeks script on better paper than last week
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Old January 12 2008, 05:29 AM   #13
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I used that piece to wipe myself.
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Old January 12 2008, 04:08 PM   #14
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Janeway: "... Incidentally, the sequence for the top line is 346721985, not 346271985."

Braxton: "Bitch! I've been trying to do that Sudoku by myself for the last 34 years"



Tuvok: "Have you deleted all signs of temporal tampering?"

Paris: "All except one, this entry for transparent aluminium, it has a message attached... 'Scotty woz here, Borgus Frat!'"
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Old January 12 2008, 08:54 PM   #15
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