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Old September 14 2014, 12:00 PM   #1
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I Am Pregnant...

With My Girlfriends Baby!

We were safe. It was the back of a 78 Pinto we were listening to Lady Gaga and sharing a Big Mac with fries. The horror!!! She accused me of sleeping with the late shift manager at the Taco Bell But Austin likes boys!!!

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Old September 14 2014, 12:03 PM   #2
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

Isn't the 78 Pinto the one that would spontaneously catch fire in the butt?
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Old September 14 2014, 12:03 PM   #3
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

Story of my life!
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Old September 14 2014, 12:46 PM   #4
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

I wrote a My Little Pony fiction about Rainbow Dash buying a Ford Pinto.
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Old September 14 2014, 12:49 PM   #5
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinto_horse

Have we seen Pinto ponies?
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Old September 14 2014, 12:58 PM   #6
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

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I wrote a My Little Pony fiction about Rainbow Dash buying a Ford Pinto.
Are you sure she wasn't trying to mate with the Pinto?
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Old September 14 2014, 01:23 PM   #7
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

I have no idea what I have just read. I must be too old.
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Old September 14 2014, 01:26 PM   #8
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You have read the future, 2269!
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Old September 14 2014, 02:22 PM   #9
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No. Nope. Nup. Nooo.

My humour bone is broken and my knowledge muscle has been sprained.
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Old September 14 2014, 05:05 PM   #10
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I have no idea what I have just read. I must be too old.
I understand the proper nouns, but I don't understand how they fit together.
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Old September 14 2014, 05:17 PM   #11
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

Pretty much this, yes.
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Old September 14 2014, 05:29 PM   #12
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

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Isn't the 78 Pinto the one that would spontaneously catch fire in the butt?
If they are hit, there was indeed a risk of explosion and fire.
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Old September 14 2014, 07:13 PM   #13
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

RoJoHen wrote: View Post
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I have no idea what I have just read. I must be too old.
I understand the proper nouns, but I don't understand how they fit together.
Maybe the poster is high or quoting "song" lyrics? Otherwise, I agree with you both. The words are there, but the meaning is lost.

OTOH, if you were eating McDonald's in the back of a 1978 Pinto... you have larger issues to worry about, like how in the world you can pay to raise a baby.

My girlfriend owned a 1977 Pinto... but, that was in 1977!

Can you hook me up with Austin, the late shift manager at Taco Bell?
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Old September 14 2014, 08:22 PM   #14
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TayLaLaLa wrote: View Post
^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinto_horse

Have we seen Pinto ponies?
Nope, we've seen Arabian horses, but not Pintos in the show.

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I wrote a My Little Pony fiction about Rainbow Dash buying a Ford Pinto.
Are you sure she wasn't trying to mate with the Pinto?
Nah, I don't write those. All of my stories are sweet, and full of good feelings. There is an explosion in this story, though.
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Old September 14 2014, 09:50 PM   #15
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Re: I Am Pregnant...

I am wondering...

What the point of this is.


I am closing...

The thread.


I am missing...

When people used to start threads meant to create discussion.
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