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Old August 17 2014, 01:39 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 98: Hell to the Chief

This week we tackle the man who was dumped on so much through the seven-year run that they had to include waste reclamation in the station's design. He never broke, though -- wife possessed, child abducted by a time cave? At least there's Brazilian coffee, double-strong and double-sweet. Before we visit his misadventures, though, here are the best from Bashir's shenanigans.



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Data: I am sorry, but use of the sickbay is limited to ships medical personnel.
Bashir: You're not medical personnel.
Data: Intriguing. Fine, I didn't see you if you didn't see me.
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Bashir: You say your name is Jeanie and you live in this bottle?
Jeanie: Yes, Master.
Bashir: Finally, a woman who will pay attention to me!
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Despite his immense intelligence Julian could never work out why he was always found first when playing hide and seek!
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EMH: I could have had a full head of hair!
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BASHIR: And you seriously think Section 31 is going to win the war for the Federation? Even if you're super-corrupt and think Federation principles are stupid, I've never seen such ridiculous overly complex plans in all my life.
ADMIRAL: Yeah, we have a spy in their organization. Pretty much all they do is murder people now and then and grandstand about ends justify the means crap.
And finally...
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BOND: One should never settle for a cheap imitation.
BASHIR: He's not talking about the wine, is he?
And now, the man the writers loved to abuse, Miles Edward O'Brien! LET HIM HAVE IT!









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Old August 17 2014, 01:58 AM   #2
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O'BRIEN: This game's bollocks. Let's go play cricket.



O'Brien should have stayed away from the brown acid.
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Old August 17 2014, 02:15 AM   #3
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O'Brien: I swear if Rom says that tenors joke one more time...
Rom (off screen): ...Get it? The team that plays after us...

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Old August 17 2014, 02:25 AM   #4
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O'BRIEN: We're over a century off. Can you imagine two bigger idiots?

LENNY & SQUIGGY: Hello!
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Old August 17 2014, 03:36 AM   #5
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BASHIR: You know the logical way to prove Vulcans are better than humans? Baseball!
O'BRIEN: Quiet. If Vulcans think they've proven they're better than us they'll leave us alone when we go cure plagues and save the entire quadrant from Borg assimilation and Dominion slavery.



O'BRIEN: I'm detecting toxic levels of THC in the atmosphere. It must be the 60s.



7 WORST WEATHER DISASTERS AFFECTING STAR TREK ACTORS IN 2014 (SHOCKING)



QUARK: Chief...Tell Odo...I love...him...



O'BRIEN: Even my clones get tortured?
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Old August 21 2014, 03:35 AM   #6
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Couldn't resist improving my previous submission.

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Old August 21 2014, 03:55 AM   #7
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Bashir: So let me get this straight. It's the 24th century, and still nobody's figured out the Infield Fly Rule?



Kira: Don't look now, Chief, but there's a Fear Clown and a Ferengi behind you.



O'Brien: You see? I was right all along! That cloud totally looks like a giant space hippopotamus! I CALLED IT!



Quark: You will find my secret stash of latinum in the cargo bay marked...aaaaaaaaaarrrrgh. (dies)



O'Brien: I don't believe it. You dragged me a dozen light years away from DS9 just to talk about Amway?!?!?
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Old August 21 2014, 05:18 AM   #8
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The DS9 Repertory Playhouse presents "Romeo and Juliette"
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Old August 21 2014, 03:56 PM   #9
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Julian: Miles is there something wrong with your arm? You have kept it over your chest all afternoon.
Miles: Garak made these baseball shirts right? Well he and I have had our differences in the past.
Julian: Ok but what does that have to do with your arm over your chest?
Miles: Well all your shirts may say Niner.....but mine says Boner!
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Old August 21 2014, 04:09 PM   #10
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After passing out drunk from drowning his sorrows after loosing big time at the dabo table, Quark was roughly roused by O'Brien.
Quark: What....what do you...want?
O'Brien: I just overheard a report from Odo that Quark's piston broke in his bar so I thought I'd better come down and repair it!
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Old August 22 2014, 10:37 AM   #11
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Al: Well Sam, according to Ziggy you have leapt into the body of someone called Kira Nerys!
Sam Beckett: Oh boy!
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Old August 24 2014, 06:33 AM   #12
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Bashir: So let me get this straight. The shirts don't refer to the size of our penis'

O'Brien: They do, but in centimeters

Bashir: Damn the metric system



O'Brien: Okay you unwashed savages, let me go and I'll bring back the sun.



Quark: Okay, but no tongue.

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Old August 24 2014, 10:56 PM   #13
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O'Brien: The A's traded Cespides? Don't they know he's a fan favorite?



O'Brien: Sorry, Major. Your earring's not in this time period either.



O'Brien: Once upon a time, there was an episode of Deep Space Nine that was a cautionary tale for Trek writers until "Threshold."



Odo: No, no. You're doing it wrong. Put your back into it.



O'Brien and O'Brien 2: I have a clone? He's the clone. What you mean, 'He's the Clone?'

Sisko: It's a good thing one of you is going to die in about 30 seconds.
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Old August 24 2014, 11:56 PM   #14
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Bashir: Wait, shouldn't there be horses?


O'Brien: I said Scotch. NEAT.
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Old August 25 2014, 12:19 AM   #15
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Bashir: Wait, shouldn't there be horses?
O'BRIEN: We're not playing water polo, this is field hockey.
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