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Old August 3 2014, 10:15 AM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This! #371: In Before the Lock!

WooHoo!... Thanks for the win!



"Beverly ... open the door. I've told you that I'm sorry. It's never happened to me, before! I'm thinking stress caused it. Let me make it up to you ... I'll ... I'll even start taking those erec-- those pills -- you suggested."
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Old August 3 2014, 10:18 AM   #17
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WORF: "......................................."

RIKER: "Worf, you're conducting yourself with Honour."

TROI: "I can sense your skepticism, Worf, but stay calm. Hear the Captain out ..."

PICARD: "I'm still the Captain you remember, Mister Worf. I just came to a realization that I was - and am - a blonde, female Captain trapped in the body of a bald, male Captain. And I had to LET ME OUT or I WOULD DIE."
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Old August 3 2014, 05:50 PM   #18
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Data: I would not go in there if I were you....
Riker: Here I am, Cap - what the heck are all these Oreo sleeves and doctor's scrubs doing all over the floor? And what's that sobbing?




Picard: What? Louvers and Sport Bras are in this year.
Troi: He mixed up Cosmo Magazine with Shuttle & Driver again.




Quinn: In before the lock! NOT!




Picard: Computer...arch.
Computer: That query is not recognized.
Picard: Then this isn't the holodeck?
Computer: Affirmative. Your present location is the medical bay.
Picard: And the...various objects...I squeezed while exhorting "I'm Captain Kirk"...were real?
Computer: Affirmative. As was the filing of the sexual harassment class action suit.
Picard: Merde.




Door: Beep beep boop boop.
Beverly: Who is it?
Picard: It's the Captain, I've come to claim my right of Prima Obnoxious.
Beverly: The right of first night's sexual conquest of my virtue?
Picard: No, the right to get the hell away from Wesley for one night.
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Old August 3 2014, 07:02 PM   #19
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Quinn: "Pow! I love a good game of 'Rock'em Sock'em Ensigns'!"
LaForge: "I'm not an ensign!"
Quinn: "You are now, Sporto! By God, I love being an admiral!"
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Old August 3 2014, 07:03 PM   #20
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Second Officer's Log. In what the crew is calling the 'chair incident', Commander Riker was both reprimanded and flogged for sitting in the captain's chair.




Worf: Kaplah captain, may you conquer many hearts during your Risian vacation.




(Unreal Tournament narrator) First blood!




Picard left it up to Beverly to carry out the grim task of vacuum desiccating the Ferengi corpse in sickbay.




Picard: Hey you, out there beyond the wall, breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me?
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Old August 3 2014, 07:08 PM   #21
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Data: "My eyes are still watering. Commander Riker may have exited the bridge, but his stinknuts continue to linger."



Picard: "Yes Worf, louvred shirts. It's a thing. Get over it."



Quinn: "I told you I could throw fast enough to bounce something off the door before it opens."
LaForge: "I thought you meant a ball."



Picard: "Wallet, keys, phone... what am I forgetting?"
Crusher: "Pockets."



Captain's Personal Log: "When I get frustrated, I try and ease that frustration by banging my head against a door. Try doing that on a starship where a door automatically opens when I approach it. That only increases my frustration. I tried explaining this to Counselor Troi, but she only rolled her eyes and sighed heavily. Why do counsellors always do that when I try to explain this?"
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Old August 3 2014, 07:48 PM   #22
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Worf: "Quite the contrary, sir! I consider any man who can command while wearing that shirt to be a supreme warrior!"
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Old August 3 2014, 08:48 PM   #23
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PICARD: I really hate Prostrate Exam Mondays.
Picard (thinking): "The least Beverly could do is change gloves between patients."



Riker: "Worf, prepare an away team immediately."

Worf: "Yes sir, will Mr. Mambo be joining us?"

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Old August 5 2014, 05:49 AM   #24
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Second Officer's Log. Commence "Falling asleep at work" experiment ….
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Old August 5 2014, 04:53 PM   #25
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TNG Recut.

Evil Picard at work, listening to the pain and suffering of his crew attentively:





Picard: "NOT GOOD ENOUGH, DAMNIT! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!"
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Old August 5 2014, 06:05 PM   #26
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*sounds of the Senior Staff playing poker*

Picard: Damn… I was hoping Beverly was alone...
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Old August 5 2014, 06:24 PM   #27
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RIKER: Everyone be quiet. He's still out there.
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Old August 5 2014, 06:54 PM   #28
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Data: ``He is going to join the New Movies forum thread about rock quarries inaccurately in Iowa. Brave man. I hope he emerges alive.''




Picard: ``Yes, Mister Worf, I called this outfit an abomination --- when the boy wore it. I make this look good.''




LaForge: ``See, I can totally phase through walls! Uh, little more help?''




Picard: ``The heck even is this room? I don't recognize anything … oh, lord, we're in a first season episode, aren't we? All hands, evacuate the scene!''




Picard doing his classic Bob Newhart impersonation. ``Uh -- Uhm --- Em --- Emily?''
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Old August 6 2014, 12:15 AM   #29
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Picard: "You're making fun of my shirt? Yours zips in the back!"
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Old August 6 2014, 12:23 AM   #30
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