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Old August 7 2014, 03:42 PM   #31
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Old August 20 2014, 03:33 AM   #32
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GENE COON: What the hell Shatner? **Cough** Why didn't you lighten me a cigarillo? **Cough** I didn't smoke a cigarillo since two minutes! **Cough** And where are we going? **Cough**
KIRK: I'm taking you to a doctor mister Coon!
GENE COON: **Cough** What? **Cough** Did you speak with John Meredyth Lucas? **Cough** Come one, it's just that goddamned LA smog! **Cough** It's all around us!


KIRK: No, no! My lifetime partner and friend, gone, taken away in the wink of an eye. O, Fortune, why do you mock me?
DIRECTOR (os): What the--? Bu-eh. Bill Shatner is improvising lines again!
BONES: I'm going to get the man to the sickbay. Who will help me?
KIRK: This is not a world I want to live in! It is an angry world.
DIRECTOR (os): Dammit!
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Old August 26 2014, 06:26 AM   #33
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Kirk: Don't worry, gentlemen, it's just an Amazon drone carrying my latest order.



Kirk: WHY WOULD AN AMAZON DRONE CARRY AN EXPLOSIVE PAYLOAD?!?
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Old August 26 2014, 10:53 PM   #34
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Old August 27 2014, 12:18 AM   #35
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Spock: "Run faster, Jim! Or I'll give you the branding iron again!"
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Old August 27 2014, 04:14 AM   #36
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Old September 5 2014, 07:03 AM   #37
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Kirk: Was that LeadHead?
Spock: No, Captain. I have not seen any sign of him.
McCoy: Hey, there's a guy over there holding up a sign that says: "Sorry for the delays, hoping to start a new contest over the weekend."
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Old September 5 2014, 07:12 AM   #38
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Old September 7 2014, 07:54 AM   #39
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