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Old July 29 2014, 07:11 AM   #16
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Nobody warned the Captain about Spock's uncontrollable flatulence.
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Old July 29 2014, 02:24 PM   #17
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KIRK: Wow, that's the biggest bird I've ever seen!

MCCOY: Second biggest.
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Old July 29 2014, 02:58 PM   #18
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BONES: Don't worry Jim, he has no more a fiancée waiting for him on his planet, he'll survive.


MARPLE: Toréador, en gaaaaa-rde!
CHEKOV: Redshirt Choir isn't a Russian inwention.
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Old July 29 2014, 04:23 PM   #19
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Spock: "Captain, my readng indicate the desnity of the bong smoke is reaching levels that occur from the source. Logic dictates my alter ego Carl Spock is nearby..."




bones: "Damnit, Jim, Spock isn't a Lite-Brite board!"

Kirk: "I was board."





Kirk soon found out the rumor was true: Sulu had a smokin' ass.
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Old July 29 2014, 10:34 PM   #20
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MCCOY: Jim? It wasn't Plomeek soup, what happened?

(Kirk remains silent)

MCCOY: Were you playing with your Gorn cannon again?

KIRK: (barely audible whisper) Yes...

MCCOY: What did you hit him with?

KIRK: He said it'd be safe!

MCCOY: WHAT DID YOU HIT HIM WITH?!

KIRK: (sighs) Candy corn...

MCCOY: What the devil?!

CHEKOV: (OC) Invented by a little old lady in Vladivostok.

KIRK: I thought it was invented in Philadelphia?

MCCOY: Atlanta?

SPOCK: (Impatiently jumping up) This is illogical, I am in severe shock and in need of the good Doctor's hocus pocus, and you all argue over a centuries old confection...

(everyone else laughs...then the laughter slowly stops)

KIRK: Wait, this show is only half over, crap.

(Spock slow-claps)
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Old July 30 2014, 01:03 AM   #21
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KIRK: Damn it, Chekov. How could you get us lost in San Francisco?

CHEKOV: The fog...was unexpected!!!

KIRK: In San Francisco??????
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Old July 30 2014, 03:29 AM   #22
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SECRUITY: Requesting permission to return to the ship,sir

KIRK: Why?

SECURITY: Come on!!!!!!
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Old July 30 2014, 03:54 AM   #23
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KIRK: I told him not to wear that shirt on a landing party.

MCCOY: Dammit Jim, it was a gift from his mother!
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Old July 30 2014, 04:16 AM   #24
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McCoy: Okay, Jim, he's coming around.

Kirk: Men, that was pathetic. You call that target practice? This time, I want to see a tighter pattern!
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Old July 30 2014, 02:53 PM   #25
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KIRK: Hey loser, you didn't even shoot all right in the center sp..HUH!
BONES: Right in the butt, Jim?
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Old July 30 2014, 07:41 PM   #26
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Kirk: "My God, Bones. What have I done?"
Bones: "What you had to do, what you always do; A few Humans, an Orion or two, a future hardcore porn star, a shapeshifter, an android, a space Indian, a chick from Earths past, a Scalosian and god knows what else in the next thirty years"
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Old August 5 2014, 05:54 AM   #27
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Caution: High risk of smoking Starfleet officer rain today
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Old August 5 2014, 11:32 AM   #28
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Kirk: …While you are at it, give him something that would make him laugh. I have a bet with Sulu going on….

Bones:….
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Old August 5 2014, 02:57 PM   #29
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KIRK: You heartless bastard, you know damn well what happens to a Vulcan's pants when he's forced to lie!!!!
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Old August 6 2014, 11:24 PM   #30
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Ponn Farr't season with no tri-ox!





Kirk: Can you remember where we parked?
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