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Old July 27 2014, 10:32 PM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This! #370: Realities

Thanks, LeadHead. This time, when you're picking winners and can't decide, perhaps shivkala?


Picard: Okay, charades didn't work. Anyone want to try Win, Lose, or Draw?



Worf: A spider! Burn the ship down!



Picard: What is this? A blueprint for a shuttlecraft for ants?!



Little known fact, K'ehleyr was originally cast in the following commercial, but when negotiations fell through, the role went to this prairie dog:



William Shatner's face was immortalized in the mask for Michael Myers. Jonathan Frakes', well, his face was immortalized in a somewhat less popular mask.

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Old July 28 2014, 02:47 AM   #17
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Worf: "Holy shit! Okay, okay, you win! You can grin like a Denobulan! Now knock it off!"
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Old July 28 2014, 05:34 AM   #18
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Some of you will get it, most of you will not, a small fraction will be racking their brains trying to remember where they know this from:

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Old July 28 2014, 05:57 PM   #19
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Two belly laughs in a row! Go me! Go me! Go me! Thanks Leadhead.




Picard: If that's their anal but plug, I really don't want to meet the owner.





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First Officers Personal Log: I really wish the Captain would stop stroking the tip with a faraway look on his face...





Worf: Evacuate the air from Alexander's quarters.




Riker: Ohhhh, so handsome, so sexy, so pretty, so awesome... sex on legs. How can anyone not love you big man?
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Old July 28 2014, 06:29 PM   #20
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PICARD: Esoqq, I let you eat that damn Mizarian emo-kid if you leat me eat that Bolian college gi...
ESOQQ: Nom nom nom nom
PICARD: I'll take that as a yes.
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Old July 28 2014, 06:57 PM   #21
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PICARD:...and now, the next step of our "Pissing-off Star Wars fans" five year plan.
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Old July 30 2014, 12:59 AM   #22
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"But, Lieutenant Worf ... they are the only love that money can buy."
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Old July 30 2014, 07:22 PM   #23
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Everyone took a step back when Worf's Klingon erection came swinging around when he tried to avoid Data's micro RC enterprise replica.


(Once you see it, you can never un-see it!!!)




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Old July 31 2014, 04:40 AM   #24
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PICARD: Yes Esoqq, I've visited your planet when I was Captain of the Stargaz..
ALL: SHUT UP!


ESOQQ: I don't even know what's a lion!
PICARD: Pfff, if you're not a coward lion, the Bolian college girl's two twin brothers.
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Old July 31 2014, 04:53 AM   #25
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No one want to be the first one to use the communal toilet.
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Old July 31 2014, 06:02 AM   #26
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PICARD:...and now, the next step of our "Pissing-off Star Wars fans" five year plan.
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Old July 31 2014, 08:55 PM   #27
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PICARD: "Now slap both hands on your legs...oop, our Mizarian friend wins again. I didn't say "Simon Says".
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Old July 31 2014, 09:08 PM   #28
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Worf: "Commander, don't move. We've located Ceiling Cat."




Tactical Officer: "So just how serious are you and K'ehleyr:"

Worf: "Meh, I can take her or leave her."

Tactical Officer: "Uh."

Worf: "She's standing right behind me, isn't she?"
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Old August 1 2014, 03:17 PM   #29
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Worf: Oh crap, who activated his Basic Instinct subroutine?




Ensign: So I need to enter your wife's name into my tactical report. How does she spell it again?
Worf: It is spelled exactly as it sounds.
Ensign: Then how does it sound, exactly?
Worf: K-Layhr.
Ensign: Kay Lair?
Worf: Kuh'Layer.
Ensign: K'laire?
Worf: You are trying my patience.
Ensign: You don't know, do you.
Worf: Cheese it, here comes What's-her-name and she's arming Blue Steel. Eject! Eject!
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Old August 2 2014, 02:46 AM   #30
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Captain's Log: Although it was terrifying at the time, upon reviewing old recordings of the vicious Clown attack, I now find it...funny.
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