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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old July 22 2014, 03:57 AM   #16
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KIRK: Damn, Uhura, stop this inappropriate dirty talk seance with Brigadier Kerla!
UHURA: Sorry sir, I can't hear you over the sound of how Romulan Ale makes me horny!
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Old July 22 2014, 04:26 AM   #17
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Data's calypso-influenced Rammstein covers were not a big hit with the crew.
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Old July 22 2014, 11:19 AM   #18
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McCoy: *whispers* You okay?
Kirk: *whispers* I'd do her, but I can see a lot of her father in her. It'd be too creepy.
….

Valeris: I can hear you, boys…I mean sirs.


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KIRK: Damn it, Bones! Put some clothes on!
SULU: NO! Don't!
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Old July 22 2014, 01:09 PM   #19
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McCoy: I have it on good authority that the new pilot is er, shall we say, hot for captain?
Kirk: Oh, dear god. I've been with a Vulcan once, Bones. Never again. Never again.



Scotty: Where th'HELL does that 'jarring, dramatic chord' keep comin' from every time there's a lull in the conversation?!
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Old July 22 2014, 01:54 PM   #20
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McCoy: (sotto voice) Jim, is it my imagination, or is Valeris actually angry?!?

Kirk: (sotto voice) You're right. It began right after Scotty called her "Lassie."
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Old July 22 2014, 02:47 PM   #21
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Scotty: Where th'HELL does that 'jarring, dramatic chord' keep comin' from every time there's a lull in the conversation?!
[quotes]McCoy: (sotto voice) Jim, is it my imagination, or is Valeris actually angry?!?

Kirk: (sotto voice) You're right. It began right after Scotty called her "Lassie."[/quotes]


KELLEY: Bill....you're freezing?
SHATNER: She dated Trudeau once...so I think I'm maybe to young for her league.


CHEKOV: Admiral, vhis is not good...vhe Grissom is not commanded by Keptin J.C. "Secret son of Robeau" Esteban, but by Keptin J.T. Esteban.
SCOTTY: Borgias frat, Genesis is protected by the laddie who failed Kobayashi Maru by simply sitting on the Captain chair!


DATA: And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
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Old July 23 2014, 01:23 AM   #22
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LEONARD NIMOY: "Alright. Now, we're going to try some ad-libbing, for this scene. George, I want you to ... Sulu could say something, maybe, like, 'Spock made this crew what it was' or something along those lines. Doesn't have to be that, exactly. Jimmy, you could say, "I remember many a time when Mister Spock saved us all, in the Engine Room.' And Bill, if Kirk could say something like, "Spock was the better part of all of us. Without him, I am only a shell of a man. Who am I, if not best friend to Spock ...'"
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Old July 23 2014, 01:32 AM   #23
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"Bones, what's with Valeris? She's got the sides of her head shaved, for some reason. Is that like some Neo-Punk ... thing? What is that?"

"I don't know Jim, I'm too old to keep up on fads. Don't let the Klingons see her, she'd be hard to explain ... looking like a drugged-out Hippy, on your ship. Under your command ..."

"Spock doesn't tell me anything. Always with the, 'Vulcans do not discuss it with outsiders.' I'm sure even he doesn't know."
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Old July 23 2014, 05:24 PM   #24
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Thanks for the blend, Leadhead!



Kirk: It's the only McDonald's for twenty light years and you really think we're not going to stop, Valeris?
Scotty: !@#$ Vulcans.



Data: You may pity me for lacking emotions with which to share your joy; but let's see you autotune yourself, b*tches!
You know who I am
I'm Taxi Data, Taxi Data
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big...





Kirk: Set course for Starbase Nine, helm. And kudos on the new look, Mister Sulu.
Valeris: My name is Lieutenant Valeris and I am a Vulcan woman.
Bones: See Jim? I told you Sulu had less junk in the trunk!
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Old July 25 2014, 05:12 AM   #25
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James Doohan: "It's dangerous Bill, that thing can actually see into our futures."
William Shatner: "C'mon James, how bad can it- whoa, look at my stomach!"
James Doohan: "Am I dead?"
William Shatner: "What is George doing to that man?"
George Takei: "Bill, can I have a word with you in private...?"
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Old July 25 2014, 06:02 PM   #26
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McCoy: As I'm both CMO and science officer, do I get paid twice?





Data: And I've got faith of the heart, nothings going to bend or break me...




McCoy: What'cha watching Jim?

Kirk: Two back to back episodes of Columbo guest staring the greatest actor of the 20th century.

McCoy: What... George Hamilton?
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MCCOY: I'm developing a theory about the origins of Vulcan hairstyles.

KIRK: Go on...
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McCoy: "Jim, the next time when someone asks you for more snu snu, you say 'Yes'!"
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Kirk: Valeris...I just wanted to say, I'm hot for you.
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