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Old July 21 2014, 07:36 PM   #16
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Beverly: Here's a Talarian cadet. I talk to him. I don't even know if he can hear me, because he just sits there, all day long, in his own world, staring at that medical scanner. What's he thinking about?
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Crusher: o/`His eyes can see, his ears can hear, his lips speak
o/` All the time the needles flick and rock
o/` No machine can give the kind of stimulation
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Old July 21 2014, 07:44 PM   #17
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!


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Old July 21 2014, 09:18 PM   #18
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Old July 22 2014, 01:35 AM   #19
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DIRECTOR: Cut!!!!!! Let's try this again. The ship on the viewscreen has exploded. When you react...LOOK AT VIEWSCREEN!!!!!!!
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Old July 22 2014, 01:55 AM   #20
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PICARD: Mistah Worf don't tell me you can't open a channel until tuesday.
RIKER: Geordi, can't you do anything?
GEORDI: Sorry, but Starfleet command said firing half of my team and hiring subcontractors would be more efficient.
WORF: New Public Management is without honor.


BEVERLY: I think he should wear a VISOR, his eyes aren't able to look higher than our boobs.
TROI: I think they're working perfectly.
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Old July 22 2014, 05:56 PM   #21
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Crusher: It would be unethical to violate Doctor-Patient confidentiality by telling you Captain Picard's results from his mind meld with Sarek.
Satie: We didn't ask, Doctor.
Crusher: However, since I am under oath I can tell you that for some people, sex every seven years is an improvement.
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Old July 23 2014, 12:29 AM   #22
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BEVERLY: Jono, have you ever been in a Tellarite prison?
TROI: Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
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Old July 23 2014, 04:26 AM   #23
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Old July 23 2014, 04:30 PM   #24
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Beverly: Jono, how long have you felt ill?

Jono: I can't tell.

Beverly: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Jono: No, I mean I'm not sure.

Beverly: Well, can't you take a guess?

Jono: A...couple of days, I think.

Beverly: You can't take a guess for a couple of days?
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Old July 23 2014, 09:16 PM   #25
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Data's idea to romance Tasha to the strains of "You spin me right round, Baby, right round" got a little out of hand.
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Old July 24 2014, 10:45 AM   #26
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LOL Nerys Myk, don't ever stop! Crusher: It would be unethical to violate Doctor-Patient confidentiality by telling you how and when Wesley lost his virginity.
Satie: We didn't ask, Doctor.
Crusher: However, since I am under oath I can tell you that it would also require crossing over into some kind of wacky parallel universe.
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Crusher: It would be unethical to violate Doctor-Patient confidentiality by telling you who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp.
Satie: We didn't ask, Doctor.
Crusher: However, since I am under oath I can tell you who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
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Old July 25 2014, 11:28 AM   #28
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First Officer's Log: Don't hit on Lursa in Ten Forward
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Old July 25 2014, 04:55 PM   #29
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Crusher: "You want to know of any immoral or unethical behavior I've noticed in any of crew? Hmm. You'd better have some coffee sent in. And probably some sandwiches, too."
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Crusher: It would be unethical to violate Doctor-Patient confidentiality by telling you who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp.
Satie: We didn't ask, Doctor.
Crusher: However, since I am under oath I can tell you who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
Satie: Again, we didn't ask. The question was, "Who wrote the book of love?" And I have a follow up, "Why do fools fall in love?"
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