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Old July 19 2014, 01:27 PM   #1
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First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

damnyou JJ

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Old July 19 2014, 02:20 PM   #2
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Re: First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

Was that supposed to be funny?
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Old July 19 2014, 03:59 PM   #3
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Gave me a chuckle.
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Old July 19 2014, 04:06 PM   #4
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Re: First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

Technically, it's not the first shot, but the first title card.
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Old July 19 2014, 10:40 PM   #5
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Re: First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

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Was that supposed to be funny?
Yes.
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Old July 19 2014, 11:05 PM   #6
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Was that supposed to be funny?
Yes, but not too much. I dont want nobody to die of laughter.
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Old July 19 2014, 11:20 PM   #7
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Re: First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

The establishing shot will be of a rebel craft being chased by lasers shooting out of JJ's enormous ass tracking across the screen. That's no moon...
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Old July 19 2014, 11:23 PM   #8
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Asbo Zaprudder wrote: View Post
The establishing shot will be of a rebel craft being chased by lasers shooting out of JJ's enormous ass tracking across the screen.
As Threepio says "We're doomed!"
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Old July 19 2014, 11:28 PM   #9
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Re: First shot from Star Wars Episode VII leaked.

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Was that supposed to be funny?
From a certain point of view.
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Old July 19 2014, 11:34 PM   #10
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A certain point of view?
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Old July 19 2014, 11:55 PM   #11
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Lens flares. How predictable.
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Old July 20 2014, 12:11 AM   #12
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I think that's the starship Enterprise at the top.
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Old July 20 2014, 12:31 AM   #13
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Lens flares. How predictable.
Damn!! How you supposed to see light saber fights thru all those lens flares?
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Old July 20 2014, 01:14 AM   #14
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JJ: Stop pointing those lights at the actors faces and point them into the camera or you're fired!
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Old July 20 2014, 10:37 PM   #15
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The lens flare joke has been overplayed. Let's get some new material, folks.
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