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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 15 2014, 06:42 PM   #16
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TFTW LeadHead!



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Riker: And there it is.




Second Officer's log, supplemental: In my observations of humanoid behavior, I have noted how sexually frustrated crew tend to obsess over completely unrelated personal behaviors. Oh well, time to go wax my violin bow.




Riker: - we could beam him into the cave wall and make it look like an accident -
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Geordi: Ixnay on the ansporter-tray alfunction-may.




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Riker: How about Masks?
Troi: Or One Moon Circles!
Picard: Way to suck the air out of the room, Counselor.




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Old July 17 2014, 02:19 AM   #17
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Riker: Lwaxana Troi is coming aboard.
Worf: It is not too late to sabatoge a few nonvital systems and insist the ship is too dangerous to take on passengers.


Riker: Slow down, Data, what was the next step?
Worf, grumbling: Every time Starfleet issues software updates for the fleet, the command crew has to be retaught to use the ship.



Denise Crosby's conversion of her home into an exact duplicate of the set was flawless, but no matter how long she sat in uniform, it just wasn't the same.



Picard: Were we speeding?
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Old July 17 2014, 03:52 AM   #18
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Old July 18 2014, 03:18 AM   #19
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DATA: Interesting. So elaborate hairstyles are considered by many cultures as a form of self expression. Barber, if you don't mind, I will proverbially 'Have what she's having'.
Barber: Not everybody keep their genitals in the same place…Commander
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Old July 18 2014, 02:05 PM   #20
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Worf: Are we there yet?
Riker: No.
Worf: Are we there yet?
Riker: No.
Worf: Are we there yet?
Riker: No...



Picard: Mr. Worf, is that ship getting all up in my grill? Because I feel like that ship is getting all up in my grill.



Yar (singing softly) : "One is the loneliest number..."
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Old July 18 2014, 03:38 PM   #21
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Riker: Sensors reading an orphan transport ship on its way to Disneyworld. Recommendations?
Worf: We attack!
Riker: Quelle surprise.




Picard: What is it, Data?
Data: A Bird of Prey, sir.
Picard: Romulans then.
Data: No sir; it is a Klingon Bird of Prey.
Picard: Oh, I though the Romulans call their ships Birds of Prey. What do they call them?
Data: Birds of Prey, sir. Like the Klingons.
Picard: Well they can't all be Birds of Prey, can they?
Data: Given that both species are interstellar empires, it is a statistical likelihood that at least some of their ships share a convergent class nomenclature. It is most likely a limitation of our own universal translator, sir, as both species share a distinctly different language and morphological referent of origin.
Picard: What, so those two Risan prostitutes who I thought were women...
Data: Completely different issue, sir.




Security Officer's log, supplemental: I found the ship's toilet and I couldn't be happier. Can't say the same for the rest of the bridge staff.
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Old July 18 2014, 04:10 PM   #22
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Picard: "Mr. Worf, would you come and press the 'Reset' button on the viewscreen for me? I get vertigo if I get any closer than this."
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Old July 18 2014, 04:38 PM   #23
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Thanks for the double header Leadhead!




Worf: So I saw Thunderbirds...




Spiner: Gene is really letting his casting couch standards slip.




Data: Which one is the self destruct button again?





Picard: Oh hell, it's the first film. I hate this one.

Riker: But I thought you'd modelled your look on Persis Khambatta?

Picard: She modelled her look on me!




Crosby's leaving party was not a great success.
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Old July 18 2014, 09:51 PM   #24
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Yar (voice over): "Chief Security Officer's log. There's nothing like a bout of Klingon flatulence to clear out a room! Unfortunately, Starfleet regulations insist that at least one security officer must be present on the bridge at all times. I hate this job!"
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Old July 19 2014, 03:23 PM   #25
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Riker: Computer, locate Captain Picard.

Computer: Captain Picard has been in Dr. Beverly Crusher's quarters since 21:00 hours, yesterday

Worf: Impressive



Geordi: Data, don't even think about becoming a ginger



Riker: Computer, locate Captain Picard.

Computer: Captain Picard has been in Commander Nella Darren's quarters since 23:00 hours yesterday

Worf: Very impressive



Worf: They've been in suspended animation for 70 years. They're demanding the "Genesis" device.

Picard: Tell them I don't wear a hair system



Yar: Computer, locate the Enterprise bridge crew.

Computer: The bridge crew has been in Captain Picard's quarters since 23:30 hours, yesterday

Yar: Even Worf?

Computer: Yes

Yar: Impressive
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Old July 19 2014, 06:22 PM   #26
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CROSBY: Come one, my character's backstory and her upcoming death are already enough depressive, you don't mean to shot all that scenes about her insufferable loneliness.
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Old July 20 2014, 02:43 AM   #27
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DATA heard a Who.
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Old July 20 2014, 02:58 AM   #28
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Picard: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in this episode?
Worf: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Picard: What happened to then?
Worf: We passed then.
Picard: When?
Worf: Just now. We're at now now.
Picard: Go back to then.
Worf: When?
Picard: Now.
Worf: Now?
Picard: Now.
Worf: I can't.
Picard: Why?
Worf: We missed it.
Picard: When?
Worf: Just now.
Picard: When will then be now?
Worf: Soon.
Picard: How soon?
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Old July 20 2014, 10:51 AM   #30
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^Which picture is this supposed to be for?
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