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Old July 8 2014, 04:29 PM   #61
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Re: Favourite Comedy Scene?

"I would advise youse to keep dialin', Oxmyx!"
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Old July 8 2014, 08:51 PM   #62
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From First Contact...

DATA: Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two...
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Old July 8 2014, 10:25 PM   #63
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I didn't look through the whole thread so maybe someone's said this, but this exchange in "The Royale" always makes me laugh out loud

Riker-What do you call this planet?
Man-Earth. What do you call it?
Worf-We call it Beta VIII
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Old July 9 2014, 06:54 AM   #64
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I like DS9 - Rapture.

Sisko's brain is all plump with prophecy - he's firing them off two at a time with deadly accuracy... Walking through a throng of fans, he's making ladies swoon and assuring farmers that their crops will return when he spots one guy who rubs him the wrong way and he says to him "You, you don't belong here. Go home." Said reject instantly turns on his heel and slinks away.

Reminds me of a couple of parties I crashed in high school.
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Old July 9 2014, 08:46 AM   #65
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Re: Favourite Comedy Scene?

Q referring to Riker as "Number Two" in True Q makes me laugh.
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Old July 9 2014, 08:48 AM   #66
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Q "Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
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Old July 9 2014, 11:29 AM   #67
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I like DS9 - Rapture.

Sisko's brain is all plump with prophecy - he's firing them off two at a time with deadly accuracy... Walking through a throng of fans, he's making ladies swoon and assuring farmers that their crops will return when he spots one guy who rubs him the wrong way and he says to him "You, you don't belong here. Go home." Said reject instantly turns on his heel and slinks away.
And the novels do something interesting with that "reject"...
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Old July 9 2014, 04:45 PM   #68
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Kirk:" How many fingers am I holding up."
McCoy:"Thats not very damn funny."


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Old July 9 2014, 05:27 PM   #69
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Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?
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Old July 10 2014, 02:19 AM   #70
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MINSK!
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Old July 10 2014, 03:55 AM   #71
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^ Eh?
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Old July 10 2014, 08:29 AM   #72
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Scotty switching Chekov's drink in "Trouble with Tribbles".
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Old July 10 2014, 11:56 AM   #73
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Lots of great ones already mentioned. Here's a couple more:

Kirk: The answer is "no". I am therefore going anyway.

Worf: With mint frosting.

Data trying Guinan's drink in Generations:
Data: I hate this! It is revolting!
Guinan: More?
Data: Please...

Most of "Take Me Out To The Holosuite".

Big chunks of "Little Green Men".

Everyone's reaction to TOS-era Klingons in "Trials And Tribble-ations".

Seven Of Nine channeling a Ferengi when she develops multiple personalities.
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Old July 10 2014, 09:05 PM   #74
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New Chekov:

Wictor, wictor.
Not recognized.
WICTOR, WICTOR!
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