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Old August 17 2014, 04:08 PM   #1
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TUC -- how it should've ended.

Kirk enters Spock's quarters. Spock lays on his bunk, staring out at an overhead porthole, contemplative, meditative. They start discussing previous events and prejudices. Then the subject switches over to personal and command accountability, where Kirk states that Spock was responsible for no one's actions but his own.

Spock: That is not what you said at your trial.

Kirk: Well, that was as captain of the Enterprise. Human beings--

Spock: But as we both know, I am not human.

Kirk: You wanna know something, Spock? Everyone's human.

Spock: (raises an eyebrow) I find that remark-- insulting.
Kirk: You would've loved your own funeral then, Spock.

(ok...the space battle, the rescue of the Federation President, and the big good bye has all happened)

(cut to Kirk's quarters. Kirk has called up a video playback of Spock's funeral, years ago. We see the backs of Kirk's and Spock's heads in silhouette, ala MST3K as they watch the video.)

Kirk on screen: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most-- human!

Spock's silhouetted head turns to look at Kirk.

Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "You, sir, are a real bastard!"

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Old August 17 2014, 04:26 PM   #2
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Re: TUC -- how it should've ended.

martok2112 wrote: View Post
Kirk enters Spock's quarters. Spock lays on his bunk, staring out at an overhead porthole, contemplative, meditative. They start discussing previous events and prejudices. Then the subject switches over to personal and command accountability, where Kirk states that Spock was responsible for no one's actions but his own.

Spock: That is not what you said at your trial.

Kirk: Well, that was as captain of the Enterprise. Human beings--

Spock: But as we both know, I am not human.

Kirk: You wanna know something, Spock? Everyone's human.

Spock: (raises an eyebrow) I find that remark-- insulting.
Kirk: You would've loved your own funeral then, Spock.

(ok...the space battle, the rescue of the Federation President, and the big good bye has all happened)

(cut to Kirk's quarters. Kirk has called up a video playback of Spock's funeral, years ago. We see the backs of Kirk's and Spock's heads in silhouette, ala MST3K as they watch the video.)

Kirk on screen: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most-- human!

Spock's silhouetted head turns to look at Kirk.

Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "You, sir, are a real bastard!"




BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old August 17 2014, 07:27 PM   #3
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Re: TUC -- how it should've ended.

Hmmmmm.

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Old August 17 2014, 07:42 PM   #4
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Re: TUC -- how it should've ended.

An overhead porthole in his quarters?

Besides, I'd think Spock found out what was said at his funeral long before the time of TUC. And, I'd imagine he was touched by the words.
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Old August 17 2014, 08:01 PM   #5
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a scene where Spock watches his own funeral would have been pretty cool.
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Old August 18 2014, 01:24 AM   #6
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^ Agreed. Then you see a small tear roll down his cheek as the camera pans through the bulkheads to Kirks quarters to show him watching himself bang Orion chicks.
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Old August 18 2014, 02:23 AM   #7
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Re: TUC -- how it should've ended.

Just meant as a joke, folks. No need to take it so seriously.
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Old August 18 2014, 03:32 AM   #8
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Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "You, sir, are a real bastard!"
Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be, "Fuck you, you fucking son of a bitch!" If I were human.
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Old August 18 2014, 12:06 PM   #9
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Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be: "You, sir, are a real bastard!"
Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be, "Fuck you, you fucking son of a bitch!" If I were human.
Lol....suddenly, I heard Cartman's voice.
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Old August 18 2014, 01:44 PM   #10
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would he prefer "green blooded half breed goblin"?
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Old August 18 2014, 08:48 PM   #11
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Just meant as a joke, folks. No need to take it so seriously.
A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
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Old August 18 2014, 09:08 PM   #12
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Just meant as a joke, folks. No need to take it so seriously.
A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
That happened to me a lot. Any time I was with a girl and we'd get cozy, I'd take off my pants and she'd start laughing.
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Old August 19 2014, 12:34 AM   #13
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martok2112 wrote: View Post
Just meant as a joke, folks. No need to take it so seriously.
A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
That happened to me a lot. Any time I was with a girl and we'd get cozy, I'd take off my pants and she'd start laughing.
You failed to successfully execute "The Naked Man"?
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Old August 19 2014, 01:07 AM   #14
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Melakon wrote: View Post
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martok2112 wrote: View Post
Just meant as a joke, folks. No need to take it so seriously.
A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
That happened to me a lot. Any time I was with a girl and we'd get cozy, I'd take off my pants and she'd start laughing.


were you wearing cartoon character underwear?
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Old August 19 2014, 01:29 AM   #15
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sonak wrote: View Post
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A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
That happened to me a lot. Any time I was with a girl and we'd get cozy, I'd take off my pants and she'd start laughing.


were you wearing cartoon character underwear?
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