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Old June 25 2014, 03:28 PM   #1
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Product Tie-Ins That Never Happened



For Example:

"Commodore Crunch; Ships of the Line"

From the makers of "Cap'n Crunch," "Commodore Crunch; Ships of the Line" features the same yummy (?) cereal you have come to love, now with the crunchy goodness in the shape of the various vessels of the Beloved "Star Trek" series...yes, how you loved them all!...but in each box, a genuine Lincoln Enterprises approved plastic-cast model of one of the "Ships of the Line"...and, for the lucky finder, a select few boxes will hold your very own "Enterprise 1701" Starship...will it be "A?"..."D?"...or the coveted, technically non-existent "C"???...the more you get Mom to buy, the better your chances...and, read all about your favorite Sci-Fi series on the back of the box!!!...
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Old June 26 2014, 01:56 AM   #2
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Star Trek brand toilet paper; What the Entterprise crew would wipe their butts with, if the Enterprise had any toilets...
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Old June 26 2014, 04:01 AM   #3
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Cardassian Fried Chicken
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Old June 26 2014, 06:56 AM   #4
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Star Trek Communicator brand cellular phones.

Voice only.

Doesn't not include; e-mail, instant messaging, text messaging, voice mail, music player, video player, GPS, camera, or apps of any kind.

Get one today.

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Old June 26 2014, 07:15 AM   #5
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Star Trek brand seat belts. So comfortable that you'll never realize that they aren't really there...
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Old June 26 2014, 03:01 PM   #6
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Janeway Finish Restorer- no matter what happens to you, it will be just as good as new the next episode.
From the makers of Shuttle Replacement Skin Care
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Old June 26 2014, 03:17 PM   #7
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Star Trek Raktajino Coffee
Made from the finest roasted beans on Boreth.
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Old June 26 2014, 03:33 PM   #8
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iPADD

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Old June 26 2014, 03:36 PM   #9
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Worf Brand Prune Juice
A warrior's drink!
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Old June 26 2014, 04:00 PM   #10
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Risian massage oil
Tellarite ham

Romulan "windex" to cloak your windows, so powerful it should be illegal.
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Old June 26 2014, 04:34 PM   #11
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Marie Callender's Rokeg Blood Pies. For a taste like home made.
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Old June 26 2014, 04:41 PM   #12
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Star Trek Raktajino Coffee
Made from the finest roasted beans on Boreth.
I wonder what Raktajino tastes like. Seriously.

I mean, it must be relatively palatable to humans, because we see a lot of them drink it...
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Old June 26 2014, 04:44 PM   #13
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It probably tastes like scorched Starbucks, and bitter.

Says me, with another Frappuccino Mocha.
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Old June 26 2014, 05:11 PM   #14
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Well, you can have your wish;
Raktajino is a hot, strong black Klingon coffee. Feddies and terrans like it with cream and sugar. There is a coffee company in Las Vegas called Starbase 1 Coffees that sells an officially licenced blend called Raktajino. It is made of Arabica coffee. Esspresso and Arabic coffee without cream and sugar, are excellent examples of what Raktajino would taste like. (Source: Klingon.org).
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Old June 26 2014, 05:42 PM   #15
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Romulan "windex" to cloak your windows, so powerful it should be illegal.
Do not Drink. Non-alcoholic. NOT An Ale despite the resemblance.
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