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Old June 28 2014, 05:32 AM   #61
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In the Voyager episode, "Neelix, At The Fire, His Meat Roasting", a Veg-O-Matic machine accident in Neelix's kitchen exposes his brain to BioPhotons, and he begins speaking as a Tamarian...the crew desperately struggle to understand him, as he refers to them as "Janeway And Neelix At The Breach" and "Chacotay, His Manner Misaligned" and "Tuvok, His Ears Pointed and Open"...with no solution in sight, they take him to sick bay, where the EMH ends up accidentally killing Neelix by injecting him with midichorians, as Neelix's people are not Strong with the Force...
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Old June 28 2014, 05:34 AM   #62
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Okay, let's see if I can get through one of these without doing something horrible to Neelix...

In "If I Only Had A Brain", Harry Kim is attacked by Vidiians, who steal his brain (only to discard it later in favor of one they found in a box of knicknacks at a yard sale). The Doctor engages in a desperate search for a replacement, but none can be found. As a last resort, he figures out a way to re-animate Harry's body without the brain. Harry is soon promoted to Lieutenant due to the dramatic improvement in his job performance.

Meanwhile, Neelix gets blown out of an airlock.

DRAT! Couldn't do it.

Hahahahahahahahaha!
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Old June 28 2014, 06:42 AM   #63
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Agent Coop came up with a Vidian story before I could. I had the villains, no plot idea, and a title-- "Put on a Happy Face".
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Old June 28 2014, 07:14 AM   #64
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In the Voyager episode "King Kong" Naomi Wildman's spirit animal gets loose from the Holo-Drug-Matrix and tears up two decks of the ship. Chakotay tries to sooth the beast by telling it a story of his people and is eaten. Naomi must summon a mega-Flotter to vanquish it and faces the most dangerous journey of discovery of her young life.
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Old June 28 2014, 07:42 AM   #65
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In the Voyager episode "Captain, I shrunk the kids" Harry's new invention to get the ship home faster accidentally shrinks the Borg kids and Naomi, while she was teaching them how to play baseball. It would have been a perilous journey to sickbay if the weren't found by a tricorder.
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Old June 28 2014, 08:15 AM   #66
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In the Voyager episode "The Sound of Music" Neelix sings and dances as he babysits Naomi Wildman through many happy years. In the end the Space Nazis come and he dies. Naomi, overjoyed, runs into their arms. She changes her name to Scarlett and starts dressing in leather.
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Old June 28 2014, 08:23 AM   #67
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In a draft screenplay found amongst Gene Roddenberry's effects, secretly written by the cast of TNG, an unrealized episode of Voyager has Picard ordering Wesley transferred and immediately beamed to Voyager while both the Enterprise and Voyager are on stop-over at DS 9 and Janeway immediately beaming him back, whereby a Back-and Forth Beaming Bonanza ensues...the result of all the matter energy transfer draws a curious Q to the station, who flatly refuses to make Wesley a Q...the Traveler also appears, and grudgingly agrees to take Wesley after being paid an obscene amount of gold-pressed Latinum
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Old June 28 2014, 08:48 AM   #68
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In the Voyager episode "What Price Cowardice?" a Talaxian military ship arrives with orders to arrest Neelix as a deserter. Janeway tells Talaxian officer Bonx that he had held the entire crew hostage and forced them to take him across thousands of light years. She explains they were helpless to stop him after he began slowly poisoning them with his cooking.

Desperate, Neelix holds Naomi hostage and threatens to make Talaxian chili for the rest of the trip if the crew doesn't help him. Neelix finally agrees to allow Tuvok in as a negotiator, but as soon as he says "Mr. Vulcan", Tuvok applies the Vulcan Death Grip in a fit of rage.

The Talaxian soldiers destroy the corpse and leave.
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Old June 28 2014, 12:18 PM   #69
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Melakon, you need to come up with a plot for "Put On A Happy Face". I'd love to see the story that goes with that title.

In" The Voyager Mutiny", Janeway's behavior grows increasingly erratic when the recipe for coffee is somehow erased from the replicator database. Chakotay relieves her of duty and confines her to her quarters, but she gets out and launches her own investigation into the crime. Obsessed with finding the answer to the coffee mystery, she interrogates every member of the crew at phaser-point. Finally, she discovers that it was Neelix who deleted the file to make room for his latest leola root concoction. Janeway vaporizes Neelix and Chakotay, re-takes command of the ship and spends the next sixty years scouring every planet in the Delta Quadrant for anything resembling a coffee bean. Voyager never returns home.
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Old June 28 2014, 01:46 PM   #70
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Old June 28 2014, 01:49 PM   #71
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In the Voyager episode, "Let There Be Light", long-range eschatological scans reveal a type of Energy signature never before detected...Tuvok's psionic abilities give him the origin and nature of the energy, but he will not share with the crew, rather, he tells Janeway she must set a course for coordinates only he knows...Chokotay, still searching for anything resembling a coffee bean, does nothing whatsoever...when Voyager reaches the coordinates, an entity describing itself as "The Supreme Being" orders Janeway to hand over Voyager, but Harry's superior reasoning ability convinces It that it needs Neelix instead...the SB yields to Kim's logic, takes Neelix, and lets Voyager go...but with no coffee...Tuvok apologizes, admitting he thought the coordinates would lead to some Vulcan buns-up kneelin', which he badly needed, even though it was not the time of Pon Farr...
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Old June 29 2014, 07:44 PM   #72
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the root was not polished, only used a lot
Paris rejects Neelix because he already has no freetime working UNDER chakotay

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In the Voyager episode "Talaxian Beauty" Neelix offers a polished Leola root to Paris as an attempted sexual advance. Paris rejects the Leola root and Neelix, deeply humiliated, kills him with a kitchen implement. Meanwhile in the B story a transparent aluminum bag drifts through the corridors.
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Old June 29 2014, 07:51 PM   #73
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in the next episode Icheb tells Q Junior "you will be next".
Q is terrified, steals a shuttle. Unfortunatly for him, they get caught by Janeway and both have to "work extra shifts" for eternity.

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In the Voyager episode "Toy Boy Story 2" Janeway has her way with Icheb and everyone agrees it is an improvement on the Voyager episode "Toy Boy Story" where she had her way with Harry.
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Old June 29 2014, 07:59 PM   #74
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is Harry a kinsman of Kenny McKormic?

or is he saved secretly by Q - who wants to continue peeking?

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In the Voyager episode "The Year of Groundhog Days" Harry kills himself hundreds of times while trapped in a nebula where he awakes every morning on the same day (Groundhogs day).
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Old June 29 2014, 08:09 PM   #75
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...by doing the deed herself

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In the Voyager episode "Saving Ryan's Privates", Seven is held hostage by Chakotay as he promises to introduce her to aspects of humanity she's never experienced. Only Janeway can stop him.
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