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Old June 25 2014, 11:06 AM   #1
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Tuvok Unchained

In Quentin Tarantino's Voyager episode "Tuvok Unchained", Neelix's body gets splattered all over the walls of the mess hall.







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Old June 25 2014, 11:18 AM   #2
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In the Voyager episode "Guess What's Coming to Dinner" starring Katherine Hepburn as Captain Janeway and Sidney Poitier as Rudy Ransom, Ransom overcomes racial tensions through degustation.
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Old June 25 2014, 11:24 AM   #3
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In "You Will be Ass Stimulated", Seven serves as the EMH's proctologist.
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In the Voyager episode "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" Janeway, a Monkey and Chakotay are marooned together on a planet. There is also a bathtub.
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Old June 25 2014, 12:24 PM   #6
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In the Voyager episode "Talaxian Beauty" Neelix offers a polished Leola root to Paris as an attempted sexual advance. Paris rejects the Leola root and Neelix, deeply humiliated, kills him with a kitchen implement. Meanwhile in the B story a transparent aluminum bag drifts through the corridors.
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Old June 25 2014, 01:23 PM   #7
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In the Voyager episode "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" Janeway, a Monkey and Chakotay are marooned together on a planet. There is also a bathtub.
This is a wonderful acknowledgement to the recent passing of Eli Wallach at 98. If only we could have gotten him on Star Trek, at any stage of his career.

In "Fatal Obsession", Kes returns proclaiming she was wrong to spurn Neelix, and begs him to take her back. He refuses. The next morning, Neelix starts to prepare morning breakfast and finds Naomi Wildman's head in the pressure cooker.
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Old June 25 2014, 01:52 PM   #8
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In the Voyager episode "Back Vaginas to the Future" Kes travels back in time and mates with her father Paris, her son in law Harry and a Talaxian named Biff. There is also a dance.
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In the Voyager episode "Back Vaginas to the Future" Kes travels back in time and mates with her father Paris, her son in law Harry and a Talaxian named Biff. There is also a dance.
In a deleted scene, Tuvok puts his right foot in, he puts his right foot out, he puts his right foot in, and he shakes it all about. He does the hokey pokey and he turns himself around. That's what it's all about.
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In the Voyager episode "There Will be Blood Fever" Daniel Day Lewis plays the taciturn Vulcan Vorik, a man obsessed with drilling B'Elanna.
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Old June 25 2014, 02:30 PM   #11
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In "Buster Kincaid Conquers the Universe", Harry finally wins Seven as Constance Goodheart. But Buster is just a sidekick, so he doesn't know what to do with her.
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In the Voyager episode "Toy Boy Story 2" Janeway has her way with Icheb and everyone agrees it is an improvement on the Voyager episode "Toy Boy Story" where she had her way with Harry.
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In the Voyager episode "7 Years a Slave" Joe Carey is nearly finished working on his case to sue Starfleet for conscripting him into unpaid labor aboard a starship. Before he can complete it however he is shot through the heart and dies.
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In the Voyager episode "Tom and Neelix Go to White Castle" Neelix wishes to trade with a planet he's traded on before. Due to atmospheric disturbance, Tom shuttles him in. After the ship's hit by a lightning bolt they are force to crash land, igniting the cannabis patch they landed in. Unable to hail the ship, Neelix points out that they landed near the city of White Castle, known for it flavorful delights, where they will also be able to hail Voyager. They run into an local named Neil (played by Neil Patrick Harris) who befriends them and assists them on their journey.

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Old June 25 2014, 03:33 PM   #15
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They run into an local named Neil (played by Neil Patrick Harris) who befriends them and assists them on their journey.
It's too bad Neal McDonough wasn't available for that.
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