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Old June 29 2014, 06:26 PM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man


Dax: Call me Old Man ONE. MORE. TIME.


Dax: She shot you down?
Kang: She shot my wingman down. He is dead. She merely spurned my advances.
Dax: I'd forgotten how serious Klingons are about dating.


Dax: I TOLD YOU, BENJAMIN! I TOLD YOU. "ONE MORE TIME", I said.



Dax: Shouldn't there be a version of you dressed in white on my other shoulder telling me to arrest this guy and give him a firm talk about his being a bad boy?


Dax: Captain's Log. It may have been a mistake to challenge the Klingons to a friendly game of chicken.



Dax: Red isn't a good color for me, Benjamin! And I feel like I'm inviting a monster to eat me, or a rock will fall out of nowhere on me, or I'm going to walk around the corner and a madman will shoot energy from his fingers and kill me as a sacrifice to his gods!
Sisko: You have.... an active imagination, Dax.
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Old July 2 2014, 06:42 PM   #17
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ANSARA: Maybe I look like this guy, but he's called Araya, not Ansara. Araya's an hispanic name, I'm Syrian. By the way, I only sign original stuff, not Back to Back's reedition.
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Old July 3 2014, 07:38 AM   #18
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Sisko: You know, the first interracial kiss hasn't happened yet. Want to make history?
Dax: You bet I do. Where's Uhura?
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Old July 3 2014, 10:52 AM   #19
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Sisko: You know, the first interracial kiss hasn't happened yet. Want to make history?
Dax: You bet I do. Where's Uhura?
Oh that is very good
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Old July 3 2014, 08:50 PM   #20
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Jadzia: So anyway, last spring we went to the fire caves on Bajor and had a picnic, then we covered Klingon space in nine days. Although we almost had to come home early because I got food poisoning from the gagh. Then we went to Risa, and after that, Wrigley's Pleasure Planet. Hey, are you listening?!??!

Kang: zzzzzzzzzzz
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Old July 5 2014, 06:18 PM   #21
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Just a heads up: this one will run another week because of the holiday.
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Old July 5 2014, 06:58 PM   #22
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DAX: It damn well better be "period accurate"! I spent ten hours weaving my hair into this style!
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Old July 5 2014, 11:57 PM   #23
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SISKO: Your skirt's still too long according to regulation.
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Old July 8 2014, 01:44 AM   #24
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Now reverse it and put it on Sisko.

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Old July 8 2014, 05:30 AM   #25
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DAX: Are we sure about these wigs?
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Old July 8 2014, 06:25 AM   #26
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Old July 8 2014, 01:01 PM   #27
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Jadzia: Oh no it must have slipped off!
Kang: Your ring?
Jadzia: No, my wristwatch!
Kang: Damn! Next time I need an emergency prostate exam, I'm going to wait for a REAL doctor!!
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Old July 10 2014, 01:39 AM   #28
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Dax: "This woman was chasing me."

Sisko: "It's Majel Barrent, she wants our wigs.

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Old July 12 2014, 02:48 AM   #29
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24 hour warning!

These have taken an interesting turn.
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Old July 12 2014, 03:24 AM   #30
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DAX: This man was chasing me.

SISKO: It's Bill Shatner, he wants our wigs.
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