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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 5 2014, 01:10 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

Hello everyone! Sorry about the tardiness again, I lost track of how much time had passed since I started the last contest.




First up to the plate, we have the "Computer Interface Issues" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post


Picard: Computer, hold all my calls. I am not to be disturbed.
Computer: Acknowledged. All calls will be put on hold.
Picard:
No, don't put them on hold, hold all my calls.
Computer: All calls will not be put on hold but will not be held.
Picard: Listen to me! Hold all my calls! Do not put any calls through at all costs!
Computer: Listen to you hold your calls while putting any calls through at all costs.
Picard: Data! Are you on the com impersonating the computer again?!
Computer:
Query unrecognized. Please input the specified parameters.
Picard: Oh very well then.
Computer:
Ass.
Next, we have the "OKklingon" Award, going to:
Alrik wrote: View Post


Crusher: "Hi, my name is Beverly. I'm the CMO of the Enterprise. I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and would love to find someone to share my mornings enjoying coffee and a qwaa saunt."

Gowron (O.S.): "What? This dating site is useless. Switch it off. NOW!"
Next, we have the "Failed Arguments" Award, going to:

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TAKEI: ILM! Come back! The script's not that bad!
Two Photoshops really caught my eye this time around and both were the from the same poster so a double award for Armored Saint!


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And

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

LEADHEAD: Fuck that, I continue my nap.



inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


COMPUTER: Your Spacetube video spoof of the film Downfall with Hitler asking what the hell is Star Fleet doing not sending the Enterprise to fight the Borg has finished uploading.

Picard: Excellent, that'll show'em!
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.







Enjoy!
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Old May 5 2014, 01:12 AM   #2
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Re: Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering



La Forge: Come on warp core, please don't blow up.



McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No Human could tolerate the radiation that's in there!

Spock: Oh, never mind. It's not like this is our only chance to survive. See ya.



Scotty: Note to self, don't hide the good whiskey in the warp core.
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Old May 5 2014, 02:14 AM   #3
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Scotty: "Watson! Ye didna attach the ground wire to the center screw on the wall socket, did ye, ye borgas frat!"
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Old May 5 2014, 02:25 AM   #4
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La Forge: I hate it when my visor falls off when Picard wants warp speed in middle of a subspace anomaly.
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Old May 5 2014, 02:35 AM   #5
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La Forge: Guys? Red means okay, right? Right? Aw, crap, Starfleet said if I eject one more Warp Core, I'm out of a job.



McCoy: Radiation? No, we have redundancies to protect us against radiation. Scotty just had haggis and, well, have you ever smelled a Scot's flatulence after he's had a helping of haggis? Trust me, death is preferable, I mean poor Scotty's passed out from his own emissions!



Scotty: Captain, something shocking is happening!
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Old May 5 2014, 03:04 AM   #6
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LAFORGE: Bad news, Captain. The Slurpee machine's busted.
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Old May 5 2014, 04:26 AM   #7
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SCOTTY: Borgias frat laddies, do I look like Geordi La Forge? Be carefull, I'm not good to roll under a closing door.
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Old May 5 2014, 04:37 AM   #8
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SCOTTY: Ye had ta cross the streams,didn't ya!.
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Old May 5 2014, 05:41 AM   #9
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Scott: Aye, there we are, lads. Alert the crew: we're ready to start the rave now!
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Old May 5 2014, 07:27 AM   #10
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LeadHead wrote: View Post
Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.
You can take as long as you like to judge, as long as I come out winning.


LaForge discovers the robot from Lost In Space on stage at the strip club!


Aw, now who made that poor cadet cry? Someone go apologize to him right now.


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Old May 5 2014, 02:47 PM   #11
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SCOTTY: I AM THE ONE!
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Old May 5 2014, 11:42 PM   #12
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Ah borgas frat! Who downloaded the Windows 47 upgrade? It was working fine yesterday!
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Old May 6 2014, 12:07 AM   #13
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Spock: "Doctor, there are a number of injured."

McCoy: "Damn it Spock, I'm a doctor not a ... umm ..."

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Old May 6 2014, 05:35 AM   #14
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LaForge: All right, which one of you stuck the "ribbed for her pleasure" sign on the warp core?!



McCoy: Sorry, Spock, it doesn't matter if you're the captain; if you're not on the list, you're not getting into the party. Don't make me take you out like I did Scotty and Ensign No-Name here...
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BONES: Sorry green-blooded hobgoblin, but Captain Pike called from Talos IV. He wants his heroic sacrifice back.


GEORDI: La Forge to Riker! That's not good Commander, our warp core is a giant bottle of mineral water.
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