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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 5 2014, 01:10 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

Hello everyone! Sorry about the tardiness again, I lost track of how much time had passed since I started the last contest.




First up to the plate, we have the "Computer Interface Issues" Award, going to:

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Picard: Computer, hold all my calls. I am not to be disturbed.
Computer: Acknowledged. All calls will be put on hold.
Picard:
No, don't put them on hold, hold all my calls.
Computer: All calls will not be put on hold but will not be held.
Picard: Listen to me! Hold all my calls! Do not put any calls through at all costs!
Computer: Listen to you hold your calls while putting any calls through at all costs.
Picard: Data! Are you on the com impersonating the computer again?!
Computer:
Query unrecognized. Please input the specified parameters.
Picard: Oh very well then.
Computer:
Ass.
Next, we have the "OKklingon" Award, going to:
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Crusher: "Hi, my name is Beverly. I'm the CMO of the Enterprise. I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and would love to find someone to share my mornings enjoying coffee and a qwaa saunt."

Gowron (O.S.): "What? This dating site is useless. Switch it off. NOW!"
Next, we have the "Failed Arguments" Award, going to:

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TAKEI: ILM! Come back! The script's not that bad!
Two Photoshops really caught my eye this time around and both were the from the same poster so a double award for Armored Saint!


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LEADHEAD: Fuck that, I continue my nap.



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COMPUTER: Your Spacetube video spoof of the film Downfall with Hitler asking what the hell is Star Fleet doing not sending the Enterprise to fight the Borg has finished uploading.

Picard: Excellent, that'll show'em!
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.







Enjoy!
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Old May 5 2014, 01:12 AM   #2
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La Forge: Come on warp core, please don't blow up.



McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No Human could tolerate the radiation that's in there!

Spock: Oh, never mind. It's not like this is our only chance to survive. See ya.



Scotty: Note to self, don't hide the good whiskey in the warp core.
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Old May 5 2014, 02:14 AM   #3
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Scotty: "Watson! Ye didna attach the ground wire to the center screw on the wall socket, did ye, ye borgas frat!"
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Old May 5 2014, 02:25 AM   #4
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La Forge: I hate it when my visor falls off when Picard wants warp speed in middle of a subspace anomaly.
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Old May 5 2014, 02:35 AM   #5
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La Forge: Guys? Red means okay, right? Right? Aw, crap, Starfleet said if I eject one more Warp Core, I'm out of a job.



McCoy: Radiation? No, we have redundancies to protect us against radiation. Scotty just had haggis and, well, have you ever smelled a Scot's flatulence after he's had a helping of haggis? Trust me, death is preferable, I mean poor Scotty's passed out from his own emissions!



Scotty: Captain, something shocking is happening!
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Old May 5 2014, 03:04 AM   #6
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LAFORGE: Bad news, Captain. The Slurpee machine's busted.
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Old May 5 2014, 04:26 AM   #7
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SCOTTY: Borgias frat laddies, do I look like Geordi La Forge? Be carefull, I'm not good to roll under a closing door.
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Old May 5 2014, 04:37 AM   #8
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SCOTTY: Ye had ta cross the streams,didn't ya!.
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Old May 5 2014, 05:41 AM   #9
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Scott: Aye, there we are, lads. Alert the crew: we're ready to start the rave now!
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Old May 5 2014, 07:27 AM   #10
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Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.
You can take as long as you like to judge, as long as I come out winning.


LaForge discovers the robot from Lost In Space on stage at the strip club!


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Old May 5 2014, 02:47 PM   #11
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SCOTTY: I AM THE ONE!
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Old May 5 2014, 11:42 PM   #12
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Ah borgas frat! Who downloaded the Windows 47 upgrade? It was working fine yesterday!
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Old May 6 2014, 12:07 AM   #13
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Spock: "Doctor, there are a number of injured."

McCoy: "Damn it Spock, I'm a doctor not a ... umm ..."

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Old May 6 2014, 05:35 AM   #14
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LaForge: All right, which one of you stuck the "ribbed for her pleasure" sign on the warp core?!



McCoy: Sorry, Spock, it doesn't matter if you're the captain; if you're not on the list, you're not getting into the party. Don't make me take you out like I did Scotty and Ensign No-Name here...
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Old May 6 2014, 07:05 AM   #15
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BONES: Sorry green-blooded hobgoblin, but Captain Pike called from Talos IV. He wants his heroic sacrifice back.


GEORDI: La Forge to Riker! That's not good Commander, our warp core is a giant bottle of mineral water.
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