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Old April 24 2014, 04:43 AM   #31
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Re: What If: Captain Riker of the USS Voyager

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...what the hell is this?
At this point, I don't know.
I've had plenty of threads I've started in VOY forum that go off the rails, but never as fast as this did.
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Old April 24 2014, 04:49 AM   #32
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Are you familiar with Myriad Universes? It's that.
what hell is this
What if, in the universe of Star Trek, William T Riker rather than Janeway was made Captain of Voyager. It's an alternate history. Think "Parallels". What would be different, what would result from that change, etc.
As mentioned "upthread", he'd try to make out with B'Elanna but she'd just put him out an airlock.

He'd try to make out with Kes but the EMH would have him up on charges of pedophilia since she's still under 1 year of age.

He'd try to make out with Seska, but she'd just kill him with a DQ venom and take over the ship.

If the EMH somehow managed to save him anyway, and the crew defeated Seska, then he would have tried to make out with Seven and been electrocuted by some ill placed implants.



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Did we ever get double 7's?

NO.

OH wait, we did get the fully Borg 7 in Living Witness. That might be hot.
Actually, I think we got triple Sevens in that ep where the EMH writes a holonovel. Quadruple if you count the Seven who activated the novel as a participant.
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Old April 24 2014, 06:29 AM   #33
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And let's not forget one of those Seven's in JRulez Quadruple 7 Fantasy is conveniently disrobed already..

We'll just use a code for this epic idea, I deem it "28".
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Old April 24 2014, 11:11 AM   #34
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7 x 13 = 28



Clip is not identified, but appears to be from Little Giant involving vacuum cleaners.

If no embed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o
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Old April 24 2014, 11:25 AM   #35
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It's just the x and the + are only a difference of how many drinks you've had.
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Old April 24 2014, 11:28 AM   #36
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And let's not forget one of those Seven's in JRulez Quadruple 7 Fantasy is conveniently disrobed already..

We'll just use a code for this epic idea, I deem it "28".
What???

Sput...

sputter...

coff...

ACK!

MY fantasy?

Don't you mean YOUR fantasy???

This is closer to my fantasy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvhpRClGxU

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Old April 24 2014, 11:57 AM   #37
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Well I just assumed JRulez that while you may have been meh about ONE 7 the overwhelming yumminess of FOUR 7's converted you. I mean, because you were counting, heh.
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Old April 24 2014, 12:19 PM   #38
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During the middle of WWII in a German POW camp, the commandant addresses his charges with a prepared speech about the imminent change of conditions therein forthwith... "Achtung! Concerning this evenings meal! I have good news and bad news! The bad news is that there is shit for dinner! The good news is that there is plenty of it!"
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Old April 24 2014, 12:28 PM   #39
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You know all that punching Buffy does on Spike? Suddenly, I get it.
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Old April 24 2014, 12:34 PM   #40
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Captain Riker in "Caretaker": Ocampa, Shmocampa! Let's go home!

Shortest Trek ever.
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Old April 24 2014, 09:48 PM   #41
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I'm still wondering why this Myriad Universe idea was even posted here, instead of as a single post in the already existing "What are your Myriad Universe ideas?" thread in the Fan Fiction forum.
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Old April 25 2014, 12:59 AM   #42
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^I know Melakon, you would think their would be some respect for the natural order of the universe but no, things keep ending up in the wrong handbasket.
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Old April 25 2014, 01:44 AM   #43
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Things were much easier in the olden days, when a bulletin board was on the wall of your office.
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Old April 25 2014, 01:52 AM   #44
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My pre-internet life is dead to me.
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Old April 25 2014, 02:02 AM   #45
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Just from the sheer tonnage, I probably have 100 grand worth of comic books in my bed room.

Last time I touched them was during a power cut.

I can't imagine going back to preinternet.
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