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Old April 28 2014, 02:36 AM   #166
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Re: What If: Captain Riker of the USS Voyager

We can now prepare to sacrifice HIjol.
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Old April 28 2014, 02:41 AM   #167
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OH yeah! I almost forgot about that!

Melakon, you're so organized, thank you.
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Old April 28 2014, 03:55 AM   #168
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...HIjol stands, little chilly, if you want to know, as Teacake had promised him some fuzzy slippies or jackboots or some such...he is in the Maktar Stealth Trance, waiting for the Ultimate Sacrifice...through the haze, he hears a vile, ensnaring combination of Jimmy Hendricks and "Springtime for Hitler"...and what in the hell are those soaring French Horns???...Alex?...Alexander???...somethingbrave?. ..courage??? ...he cannot make it out...and what are his captors?/handlers? on about...Hirogies or pirogues, or...but wait!...the Maktar could not keep the horrificable thought from leaping to his hazed mind...HIROGEN!!!!...that is what the one called Melakon was saying...HIjol could barely but remember the way the Hunt and Kill went...entrails...sinew...musculature...(wow, HIjol was impressed he could form mental pictures under the amount of stealth haze he had taken and wished for one just one more little hit)...musculature...tendons???...hey! what is a little lube between friends! he remembered Teacake saying that was going to be a part...but THIS?...sure, Voyager was ever-so-watchable, and Janeway was an Utter Babe...though, truth to tell, 7 was intimidating as hell to him...pro'ly would never have consummated...he could hear the EMH through that Incessant Chorus with visions of a starship going past a cloud or some damn thing...hear the EMH asking him what the nature was of his medical emergency, and HIjol having to tell him he had PA with THE hottest borgness ever...no, THAT was not gonna happen...ok, that is settled, he was outta there...ok, gotta get to 88 mph at 1.21 gigawa...no, wrong show...and how the HELL do I undo this Velcro shit...oh, just pull...mmm...that stealth haze...hee hee...no, back to it...and Ryker was only ever just ok with me...teacake, Melakon, Norton and Guy...Oh, My!!!
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Old April 29 2014, 03:06 AM   #169
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With all due respect, Riker would not last a day on Voyager.
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Old April 29 2014, 05:28 AM   #170
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B'Elanna wouldn't put up with all his barking that's for sure.

And I imagine that Chak would take him aside at some point and say, "with all due respect, you're being a dick."
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Old April 29 2014, 05:53 AM   #171
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Couldn't see it working, as where do you put Janeway? Can't see being the leader of the Maquis. There is one positive out of this. No Chakotay. Best leave Voyager has it was done.
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Old April 29 2014, 06:04 AM   #172
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....





No.
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Old April 29 2014, 06:08 AM   #173
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I am pretty sure B'Elanna, Seven, and Janeway would team up and do something nasty to Riker for his chauvinistic remarks. At the very least Janeway would yell at him to keep his leg down off the console or something.
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Old April 29 2014, 06:23 AM   #174
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"I've had dogs that were better trained."

You know you want her to say that
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Old April 29 2014, 06:26 AM   #175
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^Yes.

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Old April 29 2014, 06:43 AM   #176
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One of my favourite lines form coupling...

"Men are just like Dogs, except for the loyalty."

In theory, from the perspective of every other bugger still living in the Alpha Quadrant, until they got word back, Janeway didn't last a day either.

Before Hunters, can you imagine what sort of loser the History books thought of Kathryn Janeway?
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Old April 29 2014, 09:27 AM   #177
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Riker would've made it back to Alpha Quadrant by the end of Caretaker. Screw the Ocampa.



Riker has a lot of wild oats to sow. Unlike Janeway, Riker can't survive on a sexless ship for 7 years.
No holodeck romance either. Looking at you Fair Haven and Janeway's gothic holonovel >_>
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Old April 29 2014, 09:49 AM   #178
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Nothing to add, except that tonight my cat broke my new headphones bought about 2 weeks ago. They were working 90 minutes ago. She's destroyed two or three phone cords, but I think this is the first time she went after headphones. They were only ten dollars, but when you don't know how much is in the bank to spend, it might as well be a hundred. She likes to chew on the wires. I don't know how she avoids anything plugged into an electrical socket. So I'm without sound again.
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Old April 29 2014, 09:58 AM   #179
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9 lives. You have no idea how many she has worked through.

Riker would be 35 by the time he's the Captain of Voyager in Caretaker.

His wild oats are sewn.

It's time to settle down and make babies.
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Old April 29 2014, 10:11 AM   #180
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9 lives. You have no idea how many she has worked through.

Riker would be 35 by the time he's the Captain of Voyager in Caretaker.

His wild oats are sewn.

It's time to settle down and make babies.
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With people living well in to their hundreds by the 23rd and 24th centuries. There are many more fields to plow. But alas Riker settled for witherd pastures that is Troi in NEM.
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