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Old May 14 2014, 04:04 AM   #46
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption



Boma: Wait a minute, we're all wearing blue! Who's going to be the random death to prove that the situation is dangerous?

Spock: Doctor McCoy and I are both in the opening credits.

Boma: Crap.
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Old May 15 2014, 03:49 AM   #47
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",,, and then one day Spock was uh shootin' a some food, when up threw the ground came a' bubbling ... algae.
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Old May 15 2014, 04:11 AM   #48
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SPOCK: Yet, still no sign of a new contest.



SCOTT: No sign of a new contest here, either.



KIRK: Report.

KELLOWITZ: No sign of a contest, sir.



MCCOY: Still no new contest, Jim?



KIRK: We might be here a little longer, so I ordered coffee.
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Old May 15 2014, 05:36 AM   #49
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Boma: "I wonder if footwear in that size costs extra."
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Old May 16 2014, 03:34 PM   #50
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Spock: "Dr McCoy, I believe that this situation requires the expertise of one of your colleagues."

McCoy: "Yeah, well, Dr Scholl is busy right now trying to defeat an arch nemesis."

Boma: "Why did I get stuck playing third stooge to Moe and Larry?"
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Old May 16 2014, 04:21 PM   #51
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BOMA: Do you think the Captain and the Princess came this way?

MCCOY: In more ways than one.
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Old May 16 2014, 05:48 PM   #52
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SPOCK: I still don't see the logic of your inquiry, gentelmen.
BONES: You damn green-blooded hobgoblin, we asked to get rid of her clothes, not the girl.
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Old May 16 2014, 10:08 PM   #53
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Ferris: Ugh, Starbucks again? When the hell is Tim Hortons going to open a franchise in this sector?

Kirk: For once, commissioner, I agree with you. Time for a Timmies run! Navigator, set course for Earth. Helm, maximum warp.

Barista: What about all those colonists on New Paris?

Kirk: Good point. Hmm... a party pack of Timbits to go?

Ferris: Sounds like a plan.

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Grignak: Roast and size *you* name, money *I* name, otherwise bargain, no!
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Old May 16 2014, 10:39 PM   #54
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Yeoman Mears: I don't know about this job. Captain Kirk is such a Herbert. Maybe I'll look into that movement that Doctor Severin has started.



McCoy: I'm not so much worried about the size of the footprint, but that it's the only one in the vicinity.



Scotty: Whose idea was it to put the waste extraction unit in the middle of the shuttle?



Crewman: Kelowitz reporting in, sir. All the dust bunnies have been cleaned from under your bed.



Kirk: Let me know if you have dust bunnies under your bed, Bones. Kelowitz still is paying off that bar debt he owes me.
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Old May 17 2014, 03:56 AM   #55
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Ferris: Ugh, Starbucks again? When the hell is Tim Hortons going to open a franchise in this sector?

Kirk: For once, commissioner, I agree with you. Time for a Timmies run! Navigator, set course for Earth. Helm, maximum warp.

Barista: What about all those colonists on New Paris?

Kirk: Good point. Hmm... a party pack of Timbits to go?

Ferris: Sounds like a plan.
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Old May 17 2014, 03:45 PM   #56
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Sir, couldn't the female crew just douche themselves as needed, instead of making it a mandatory starbase maintenance sweep?

No.

...Well could I at least have a wet nap, or a moist towelette?




Scotty: Borgas Frat! Have you been eating green corn and napalm, Mister Spock?

Spock: Again, no, Mister Scott.
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Old May 17 2014, 04:50 PM   #57
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SCOTTY: Borgia frat, where all this salt water comes from?
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Old May 18 2014, 08:12 AM   #58
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Kirk: My God man, what happen to you on the planet?

Kelowitz: We haven't beamed down yet sir.

Kirk: Mister, there's a dress code on this ship.



Navigator (thinking): ** The "bulge" in Lt Sulu's trousers is so much larger than mine **

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Old May 18 2014, 04:21 PM   #59
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Kirk: "How are things down on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, Mr. Kelowitz?"
Kelowitz: "Well, sir, we were having a great time...until Mr. Riley went into a Tellarite saloon and tried to order a bacon cheeseburger."
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Old May 18 2014, 07:36 PM   #60
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