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Old April 15 2014, 01:55 PM   #16
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption



Ferris: "Wow! Sugartits here sure can't pour a decent cup of coffee. Must be good in bed, huh, Jimmy boy?"
Kirk: "Uhura, you've got the Universal Translator stuck in Mel Gibson mode."
Uhura os: "The UT isn't activated, sir."
Yeoman slaps Ferris



McCoy: "Cat turd?"
Boma: "Cat turd."
Spock: "Felis catus excreta."



Scott: "Why are there tribbles humping in my engine compartment...? That damn Korax!"



Kellowitz: "I'm sorry sir, the Road Runner keeps getting away!"



McCoy: "I've completed the female crew complement physicals. Five pregnancies this month. Two of them are Spock's, three of them are Chekov's. You're in the clear. But Starfleet's gonna think we have a problem."
Kirk: "None of them were mine? Wait... Chekov?"
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Old April 15 2014, 02:57 PM   #17
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FERRIS: WHAT THAT NOISE!?!? IT'S HER PONY TAIL! STOP IT!
KIRK: Captain's Log, supplemental...the Federation must stop to recruit its officials near the Klingon border.
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Old April 15 2014, 11:17 PM   #18
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Bones: "The Galileo has landed."
Spock: "Magnificent desolation ..."
Scotty: "The Galileo's footpads are only depressed in the surface about one or two inches. although the surface appears to be very, very fine grained, like a powder ..."
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Old April 15 2014, 11:40 PM   #19
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Scotty: "I'm afraid we're stranded, Mr. Spock."
Spock: "Not to worry. Here come some of the natives to give us a hand! Big, furry, jolly-looking fellows!"
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Old April 16 2014, 12:32 AM   #20
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KIRK: Get me out of here!
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Old April 16 2014, 01:04 AM   #21
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MCCOY: Any sign of the natives, Spock?

SPOCK: None, Doctor. The coast is clear.
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Old April 16 2014, 01:43 AM   #22
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FERRIS: I gotta admit, Kirk. I like your style.
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Old April 16 2014, 11:41 AM   #23
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"One ready to beam up, Captain. We've just completed work on the Genesis Cave."
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Old April 16 2014, 01:40 PM   #24
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Scotty: We cannae go anywhere without some sort of power!!
Spock: <ppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrp!!>
Yeoman: Jesus Christ, my eyes!!!!
Spock: Plomeek Power!! Prepare to disembark, Mr Scott !!
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Old April 16 2014, 05:50 PM   #25
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Ferris: Should we really be holding three cups of hot coffee over all these controls?
Kirk: You're probably right...let's go over by the science station.




Spock: Ah, fresh air, sunshine - this is how man was meant to live. Exploring the scientific wonders of the galaxy.
Bones: Bigfoot.
Spock: Screw wonder. Enterprise, three to beam up.




Spock: Nope, never mind, it's not a cop. It's just some sedgy grass.
Scott: Borgas frat, I already flushed it.



Kellowitz: It's bad, sir. The champagne room is in the storage closet.
Kirk: To boldly go, Lieutenant.
Kellowitz: Yes sir.




Kirk: How's that Valium spritzer idea coming along?
Bones: Jim, it's unethical and against regs. Besides you can get better results filtering Rohypnol through the environmental controls.
Kirk: Ok, but let's wait for Scotty's shift to end first. Nobody wants to see that.
Bones: Jim, when you're right you're right.
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Old April 17 2014, 05:13 AM   #26
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(with apologies to Nerys Myk)



Kirk: Commissioner...
Ferris: Where I go, Grignak goes
Kirk: well then, this coffee is as delightful as your presence on the bridge
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Old April 17 2014, 03:40 PM   #27
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FERRIS:YUCK! Kirk, this apple juice tastes like piss!
KIRK: Have you ever seen a starship carrying apple juice?
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Old April 17 2014, 08:11 PM   #28
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Kirk: Nice rack, Grignak.
Grignak: Takes permits many, money more.
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Old April 17 2014, 10:11 PM   #29
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BOMA: Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know.
GEORDI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BOMA: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
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Old April 18 2014, 07:09 PM   #30
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SCOTTY: Still no trace of any easter egg.

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