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Old March 26 2014, 04:21 AM   #1
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Klingon Beer coming to stores!

Did not see this posted here but Klingon Beer is coming out later this year!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014...l-klingon-beer
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Old March 26 2014, 04:23 AM   #2
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Did not see this posted here but Klingon Beer is coming out later this year!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014...l-klingon-beer
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Old March 26 2014, 02:37 PM   #3
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"A warrior's drink!"
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Old March 31 2014, 05:29 AM   #4
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Banana and caramel. I'm in!
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Old March 31 2014, 11:30 PM   #5
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Re: Klingon Beer coming to stores!

When it tastes like shit, they'll offer up the excuse that, "well, duh! It's what KLINGONS drink!!!". Whatever ... $ave your money and buy a nice bottle of Cocchi Americano - it makes an excellent apéritif.
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Old April 1 2014, 02:21 AM   #6
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I like the idea. Pending it doesn't taste awful!
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Old April 1 2014, 02:36 AM   #7
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2takesfrakes wrote: View Post
When it tastes like shit, they'll offer up the excuse that, "well, duh! It's what KLINGONS drink!!!". Whatever ... $ave your money and buy a nice bottle of Cocchi Americano - it makes an excellent apéritif.
But surely, regardless of its taste, one could find a suitable gastronomical accompaniment within the pages of this, your most favored of tomes...



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Old April 1 2014, 11:09 AM   #8
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Confectionery approved for STAR TREK can only produce the following outcomes: the exploding shits, or fecal impaction, where all the protien binds in the stool and it feels too big to come out. And what does Klingon beer ever hope to offer, complimenting these OFFICIAL, gastronomical delights? A couple loud belches, an aweful after-taste and a cheap, chemical flavouring that will only leave one with persistant halitosis ...
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Old April 2 2014, 01:46 AM   #9
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Have to buy one to keep as a collectable like I did with the romulan ale.
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Old April 2 2014, 01:49 AM   #10
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I hope it is not skunky.
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Old April 3 2014, 04:54 AM   #11
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A couple loud belches, an aweful after-taste and a cheap, chemical flavouring that will only leave one with persistant halitosis ...
According to what I read, it's not gonna be a chemical flavoured shit like Newton. It doesn't mean it's gonna be good, their Vulcan ale is not well-rated, but it's gonna be typical microbrewery stuff inspired by Belgian (not Stella) and German (not Beck's) styles. Caramel notes in a beer are absolutely natural, it comes from caramelized malt. Cloves are also pretty common.

Great, now I'm thirsty and all I have is 750ml bottles of strong beers (between 7% and 10%). One hour sooner and I would had time to buy something smaller.
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Old April 3 2014, 04:57 AM   #12
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I hope it is not skunky.
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Old April 3 2014, 05:04 AM   #13
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Great, now I'm thirsty and all I have is 750ml bottles of strong beers (between 7% and 10%). One hour sooner and I would had time to buy something smaller.
It would be kind of cool if this Klingon beer was something along the lines of a Corsendonk, or even a Scaldis Noel (my personal favorite).

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Old April 3 2014, 05:25 AM   #14
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You haven't drunk beer until you've drunk it in the original Klingon!

That said, will probably be awful
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Old April 3 2014, 02:42 PM   #15
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It would be kind of cool if this Klingon beer was something along the lines of a Corsendonk, or even a Scaldis Noel (my personal favorite).
Damn, none of them are distributed in Quebec. I should ask to a friend who's in private importation club. I know the "regular" Scaldis and she's...
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