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Old March 25 2014, 06:38 AM   #16
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Well really what's the difference, eating animal meat, eating animal hair. Hair is less offensive to easy vegetarianism of the replicator age.
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Old March 25 2014, 11:06 AM   #17
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I know that, in the privacy of her ready room, Our Captain often ate teacakes.
One of you is more than enough for any normal human being.

Only Janeway would insist on a clamour of your clones.
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Old March 25 2014, 12:12 PM   #18
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She's insatiable

I like it when she dresses up in her Arachnia costume.
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Old March 25 2014, 08:26 PM   #19
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Throw a teacake into a flock of pigeons. It will be devoured in seconds.
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Old March 25 2014, 10:47 PM   #20
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Why do you hate me Melakon why why
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Old March 25 2014, 11:15 PM   #21
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Sorry. Ever since JanewayRulz! mentioned Alfarian Hair Pasta, I've been distracted by wondering how often it gets stuck between the teeth.
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Old March 25 2014, 11:27 PM   #22
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Sorry. Ever since JanewayRulz! mentioned Alfarian Hair Pasta, I've been distracted by wondering how often it gets stuck between the teeth.


ACK!

I think I'd rather contemplate Neelix's darvot fritters... although to be honest I doubt I could eat anything that turned a "deep chartruse" when it was done.



What color IS chartruse, anyway?

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Old March 25 2014, 11:34 PM   #23
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"Well, it's... uh... it's green."

Between yellow and green. There used to be a Crayola crayon called chartreuse.
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Old March 25 2014, 11:45 PM   #24
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Hmmmm, fritters the color of "not yellow, not green" crayons do not excite me too much.

Now... a jimbalian fudge cake sounds delicious even though its blue.
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Old March 26 2014, 12:00 AM   #25
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Why is there no blue food? I can't find blue food - I can't find the flavor of blue! I mean, green is lime; yellow is lemon; orange is orange; red is cherry; what's blue? There's no blue! Oh, they say, "Blueberries!" Uh-uh; blue on the vine, purple on the plate. There's no blue food! Where is the blue food? We want the blue food! Probably instores immortality! They're keeping it from us!
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Old March 26 2014, 12:34 AM   #26
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In the fruit section at the supermarket, they were selling blueberries side by side with dvds of the new Smurf movie.

I giggled because Smurfberries are red.
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Old March 26 2014, 12:57 AM   #27
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Why is there no blue food? I can't find blue food - I can't find the flavor of blue! I mean, green is lime; yellow is lemon; orange is orange; red is cherry; what's blue? There's no blue! Oh, they say, "Blueberries!" Uh-uh; blue on the vine, purple on the plate. There's no blue food! Where is the blue food? We want the blue food! Probably instores immortality! They're keeping it from us!
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Blue is a flavour in australia.
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Old March 26 2014, 12:58 AM   #28
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What does blue taste like?
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Old March 26 2014, 01:03 AM   #29
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Raspberry-ish, though also with a kind of perfumey note. We have a milkshake flavour called blue heaven.
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Old March 26 2014, 01:10 AM   #30
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Blue seems to be associated with grape a lot here, at least with carbonated soft drinks. I seem to remember a grape ice cream during the '60s, but it might have been from a local dairy. Sort of like cherry vanilla, but with little pieces of grapes in it.
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