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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 23 2014, 10:19 PM   #31
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PICARD: Bridge, what's the cause of this explosion?
BRIDGE OFFICER (o/s): We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world was turning.
PICARD: Understood. Engage engines; let's get out of here.
BRIDGE OFFICER (o/s): When we're gone, it'll burn on and on and on.





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WORF: It's ribbed, for pleasure.





WIL WHEATON: Again. Harder.





GEORDI: Bitch, I only race for slips.





GUINAN: Oh no, not in here. You want to do that, I have a room out back for $10 an hour.
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Old March 23 2014, 10:33 PM   #32
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Worf: I'm sorry. Sluts aren't my type
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Old March 23 2014, 11:42 PM   #33
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WORF: Why does your friend have an adam's apple?
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Old March 24 2014, 02:36 AM   #34
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FALFA
Hey man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!

LAFORGE
You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!

FALFA
Hey I've been lookin' all over for ya man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?

LAFORGE
Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.

FALFA
Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!

LAFORGE
Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!

FALFA
Field car? What's a field car?

LAFORGE
A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow
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Old March 24 2014, 05:47 PM   #35
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Ferengi: Hey Hoo-mon! How many donuts does your to go box hold?

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Old March 25 2014, 03:27 AM   #36
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Captain's log: Acting Ensign Crusher's hand to hand combat training has yielded less than impressive results



Guinan: Maybe we should introduce you to Worf instead
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Old March 25 2014, 05:05 PM   #37
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Guinan: Cancel the slippery nipple, the Captain wants Harvey Wallbanger.
Riker: Little help!
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Old March 26 2014, 12:56 AM   #38
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Geordi: Ok... got in pod, put on visual recorder, flew through wormhole. Next on the checklist is see Pensacola and meet my father??
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Old March 26 2014, 06:21 AM   #39
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Picard: Hmm, it's getting a bit toasty in here. Computer! Tea, Earl Grey...iced.
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Old March 26 2014, 04:46 PM   #40
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Old March 26 2014, 05:15 PM   #41
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Thanks for the Win LH!




Worf: "Perhaps today IS a good day...to purchase a Lottery Ticket."




Beverly: "Hold still. There's a mosquito."

*Whack*

Wesley: "I fell for it again, didn't I."

Beverly: "Third time this week."





Geordi: "She may not look like much. But she's got it where it counts kid."
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Old March 27 2014, 08:04 AM   #42
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"Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come"

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Old March 27 2014, 08:14 AM   #43
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Man-Candy: "I'm sorry ma, but my mind is made up. I'm leaving Starfleet. MY future is in gay tentacle porn."

Beverly: "So, you're no better than your father, huh?"


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Old March 27 2014, 11:01 AM   #44
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Geordi: Hey Geordi, what's happenin'?
Ferengi: Oh, I don't know.
Geordi: Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Ferengi: Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Geordi: Whatcha gonna do down there?
Ferengi: Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Geordi: Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Ferengi: Uh huh.
Geordi: Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Ferengi: Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Geordi: Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Ferengi: Oh, cool.
Geordi: Y'know who's gonna be there?
Ferengi: Uh, who?
Geordi: My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Ferengi: Oh.
Geordi: Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS
Ferengi: Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Geordi: Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Ferengi: Uh, what's the court?
Geordi: Never mind that,
Ferengi: Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Geordi: Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Ferengi: Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Geordi: Funny you should ask, I've got a shuttle now.
Ferengi: Oh wow, how'd you get a shuttle?
Geordi: Oh my Starfleet flew it up here from the Romulus.
Ferengi: You're kidding!
Geordi: I must be, Romulus is in the Neutral Zone, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of shuttle I have.
Ferengi: Uh, what kinda shuttle do ya' got?
Geordi: I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!
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Old March 27 2014, 02:05 PM   #45
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Picard: Open your mind to the past: art, history, philosophy - and all this may mean something.
Scruffy:
You want this half-eaten coffee cake in the garbage?
Picard: Sigh. I'll save that one for someone who still gives a crap.




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