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Old March 23 2014, 04:12 AM   #16
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Worf: "I am sorry, ladies, but a human female could never compare with a Klingon female."
Blonde: "We understand. But...could two human females compare with a Klingon female?"
Worf: "Now that is an interesting question!"




Lal: "So, these are 'moobs'?"
Riker: "Ouch!"
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Old March 23 2014, 04:28 AM   #17
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``Or was it that they're supposed to press the red button second?''


``Personal log. I continue to travel into alternate timelines. In this one, Star Fleet is the Federation's primary arm for making Van Halen videos.''


The slap ripped open Wesley's skin and revealed the delicious lemon pudding underneath!


``Stupid wing mirror's way too big for what we need.''


Lal: ``They told me he was bad, but I knew he was sad. That is why I fell for the leader of the pack.''
Data: ``Fascinating … Lal, you have already far exceeded my mastery of the Shangri-Las.''
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Old March 23 2014, 04:36 AM   #18
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Guinan: Lal, what in blazes are you doing?

Lal: I am attempting to test my theory that Commander Riker is French.

Riker: Lal, I already told you, I'm from Alaska. I'm not French.

Lal: Okay, okay. But you do kiss that way. And you smell like cheese.

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Blonde: Worf, we're here to help you make a sandwich.

Worf: I have already eaten today.

Brunette: Not that kind.
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Old March 23 2014, 04:58 AM   #19
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DORN: Forget Roddenberry, I'M THE BOSS!
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Old March 23 2014, 05:16 AM   #20
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Women: Okay, okay, Worf, we get it, you're the best, the manliest there is. Now can you PLEASE let our boyfriends out of the damned Targ pits?
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Old March 23 2014, 05:34 AM   #21
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``Somebody tell that stupid kid and his stuffed tiger he's got like three pages of arithmetic homework!''
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Old March 23 2014, 05:46 AM   #22
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Geordi: (sigh) No, DaiMon, I DON'T have any Grey Poupon!!!
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Old March 23 2014, 07:51 AM   #23
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Picard to Bridge. What did we let Counsellor Troi pilot this time?


Troi (os): Those stealing harpies! They've been in my closet!


Crusher: Mmmm! Ohh! Ohh...yes! YES! (panting, sweating) That was amazing.
Picard (os): Beverly, hurry up, it's my shot next!


Lal: Get out of my pub, you lecherous, smug cheapskate! And if I ever catch in here again, I will rip your testicles off and ram them so far up your digestive track you will be picking pubes off of your tonsils. Is that correct, Guinan?
Guinan: That'll do, Lal. That'll do.
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Old March 23 2014, 12:33 PM   #24
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Captain's Log: "A full week of the replicator producing only burritos is beginning to have alarming effects upon the crew.


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Old March 23 2014, 01:22 PM   #25
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Captain's log: Routine plasma venting always makes me nostalgic for the Nexus....... *Memories... In the corners of my mind... Dusty watercolored
Memories... Of the way we were*...
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TFTKBL Leadhead!




Well I finally made the last payment on my Captain's yacht, and it's all mi - of course.




Babe 1: Ever have a reverse Oreo?
Babe 2: We've been looking for a real man to satisfy our voracious alien needs; preferably one skilled with - hey, are you listening to me?
Worf: A reverse Oreo. What a cunning snack!




Wesley: Sorry Mom, if there's nothing wrong with my desire to put your nursing staff in lycra skants, there must be something wrong with the universe.
<slap>
Wesley: Worth a shot.




Ferengi: Hey Hoo-man! Is that a shuttle or are you on your way to a science fair with an iguana terrarium?




LAL: If these are not the beer taps, then why is beer coming out of them?
Riker: Little help!

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Old March 23 2014, 04:28 PM   #27
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BURTON: Instead of hiring the predator and the dude from Police Academy, you could have spent the budget on our shuttle. What's next? An Hollywood production with an holodeck moment instead of a space battle?
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Old March 23 2014, 05:20 PM   #28
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Blonde: Is it true that Klingons have two of every vital organ?

Brunette: Yeah... Is it true?
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Old March 23 2014, 06:59 PM   #29
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Riker (through intercom speaker): "That was a close one, Captain! But we got lucky. No physical damage to the ship. We took a pretty good radiation bath, but everyone should be okay unless they were standing right next to a window."
Picard: "...Say that again?"




Beverly: "By the way, Wesley, I had a little chat with Nurse Ogawa over lunch today."
* SMACK!! *
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Old March 23 2014, 08:16 PM   #30
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Beverly: "If I told you once I've told you 1,000 times STOP!, watching that Orion pr0n channel."





Worf: "Ladies, I'd break you..."
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