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Old March 10 2014, 12:01 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 89: Springing Forward

Thanks to all who participated the last two weeks! The next contest's theme is Spring Forward, of great plans and adventures . But first, winners!



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Sisko: Lets go through this again...
O'Brien: Julian said that his appendix was inflamed. He said he'd have to wait until Doctor Merani got back tonight to operate.
Odo: And then...
O'Brien: And then I dared him to operate on himself.
Sisko: Chief...
O'Brien: In my own defense, he came up with the idea to do the operation in Quarks on his own!
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The look of a man who couldn't get laid even in a holosuite...
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Worst. Cialis commercial. EVER.

Peach Wookiee wrote: View Post

No one was sure how to tell Julian that his fly had been open for three days.
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JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post
tftw!



OPAKA: Do not be concerned with the fact that I must remain here. Whoever replaces me as Kai will be every bit as reasonable and helpful as I was.
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CHA'POK: You just gonna sit and drink water or are you gonna order something?



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Sisko: It's 90,000 light years to the Gamma Quadrant. We've got a full reactor of warp plasma, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses...

Kai Opaka:
Hit it.
============= Springing Forward! ====================




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Old March 10 2014, 01:05 AM   #2
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Nana Visitor: (OS) Damn it! She wins. I can't believe Marc haven't noticed he doesn't have his Cardassian makeup two hours after playing the Voyager drinking game.
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Old March 10 2014, 06:10 AM   #3
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BASHIR: This isn't exactly cricket.

O'BRIEN: You said it, mate!
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Old March 11 2014, 12:17 AM   #4
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VULCAN: This is my human impression. Ooh ooh, ahh ahh!



BASHIR: I know everything about baseball, I studied it in 20th century Earth history. So, how do you score a touchdown?




SISKO: Doctor, what happened to the Chief?
O'BRIEN: I insulted Keiko's plants.
SISKO: And Keiko did this?
BASHIR: No. The plant did it!




SLOANE: Careful Doctor. You're about to ruin my unnecessarily complicated plot which relies on several unrelated things going exactly the way I expect them to in a busy place with dozens of unpredictable random elements.
BASHIR: You're alive how?




WINN: Come to think of it. You look familiar. Were you at the Karatite Labor Camp?
DUKAT: *laughs hysterically*
WINN: What?
DUKAT: I'll tell you later.
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Old March 11 2014, 03:22 AM   #5
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SISKO: Sisko to sickbay! The Captain has Vulcain jaundice!


REVEREND SLOAN: You may now exchange your rings.
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Old March 11 2014, 03:28 AM   #6
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T'MOE: Oh, a wise guy eh?
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Old March 11 2014, 03:47 AM   #7
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Winn (giggling hysterically): I am SO baked right now! I almost thought you were Gul Dukat.

Dukat: My dear, you have no idea. I went through my entire ship's stores of kanar before I could even think of hooking up with you.

Winn (in Karnac-like voice): May a thousand desert Pah-wraiths infest your undershorts.
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Old March 11 2014, 06:27 AM   #8
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Thanks for the win!



J.G. Hertzler: (thinking) I wonder if I'll ever get to play any other parts on this show...




O'Brien: Wait, aren't we at war?



Sisko: Report. Spare no details.

Bashir: Your Chief of Operations has a tummyache.



Bashir: Thank you for coming to this in depth presentation on Dominion biogenic weapons. Oh, have you seen my sample vials? They look like bottles from the hotel minibar.
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Old March 12 2014, 01:53 AM   #9
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Who knew, even Vulcans can't help perving when a tight tushie goes by.


O'Brien: Julian, you lied to me again!
Bashir: What about this time Miles.
O'Brien: You said pin stripes would make me looks slimmer!


Sisko: What happened Doctor?
[O'Brien groans]
Bashir: Well we were in the holosuite...
Sisko: That's it, you're both banned from the holosuites, every time you go in there, one of you ends up hurt and Chief..
O'Brien [weakly]: Yessir.
Sisko: If you don't want to spend time with Keiko, just divorce her.


Bashir was so proud to be named mutant of the year.


Kai Winn: I give up, what noise does a prophet make when it farts.
Anjohl Tennan: Pah-wraith

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Old March 12 2014, 03:08 AM   #10
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Captain: Commander Sisko, have you been studying the historical records I've sent you for a Captain Robau? Apparently, he is somehow able to penetrate the space-time barrier with his, to quote my findings, "Badass Nature."

Commander Sisko: Yes sir. It is now my dream to become as badass as him.

Captain: As a Vulcan, I would normally view attempts to emulate such an individual as illogical. However, Captain Robau is so illogical he is, in fact, the most logical thing I have ever encountered. Though, I still have one question.

Sisko: Yes, sir?

Captain: How is my Robau impression.

Sisko: Decent, sir, though you might try to shave your head. In fact, I've toyed with the idea myself, though Jennifer is not a big fan of the the bald look...



Bashir: Why does this holosuite program look less like an actual baseball field and more like a 1990's syndicated sci-fi show soundstage?

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Bashir: I'm afraid the chief has been literally injured from being poked fun of so often in these caption contests.

Sisko: Ouch, it's a good thing I'm above reproach, then. Carry on. Oh, and Doctor?

Bashir: Yes, sir?

Sisko: You might consider protecting yourself, it seems you are a favorite target of some captioners.



Bashir: ...so I said to the girl, "in that case you better wear underwear."

Sloan: (to himself) My plan is working perfectly, they are so focused on how inept Dr. Bashir is in social situations, they will never notice my Batman Gambit until it's too late!



Dukat: ...and then I dressed up as a Bajoran and got you to fall in love with me! Wait a second, if I'm the Bajoran's most hated person and I've done all this to you, why are you laughing with me?

Kai: With you? I'm laughing at you, because the real Kai Winn has been dead for years. I'm a Founder, you stupid solid!
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Old March 12 2014, 03:19 AM   #11
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SISKO: It could be lupus.

BASHIR: It's not lupus!
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Old March 12 2014, 09:19 PM   #12
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Sisko: "I heard one of my crew spent the entire episode having the crap kicked out of them, who is it?"

Bashir: "By this point, do you still need to ask?"

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Old March 13 2014, 05:18 PM   #13
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Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


SISKO: It could be lupus.

BASHIR: It's not lupus!
O'BRIEN: If I hear "lumbar puncture", "MRI", "sarcoidosis" or "treat with steroids", I activate the EMH!
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Old March 13 2014, 07:05 PM   #14
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TFTMLA, Smellincoffee!



Ooh, skant!
...
MAN SKANT! MAN SKANT! ABORT SEQUENCE!




Bashir: So Nog listens for the beer man, Sisko barks nonsense at sportscasters, Kira knuckles her balls, and what do I do again?
O'Brien: You explain to Worf that he can't actually kill the ump.
Bashir: Even when it's honorable?
O'Brien: Even when it's honorable.




Bashir: I'm sorry, sir. He's got - the space diabetus.
O'Brien: WHAT?!
Bashir: I love doing that.




Sloan: Have you heard the good news? Can I tell you the good news? About cheeses?
Bashir: Do what now?




Winn: And the Emissary never told Odo they all use his bucket on long runabout trips!
Dukat: Eew! Wait - I thought it was only human religion that uses confessionals?
Winn: Tell them that!

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Old March 14 2014, 04:33 PM   #15
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SLOAN: Welcome to Section 31.

BASHIR: Thank you I'll do my best to....

SLOAN: Great, now get out there. Table 20 needs their appetizers!

BASHIR: Wait...what?
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