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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old February 18 2014, 06:22 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming

Hello everyone! It is time for a new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Audio Interference" Award, going to:

Mr. Laser Beam wrote: View Post


Khan: Wait a moment, Admiral. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Next, we have the "But is it a Space Station?" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post


Lily: When did Earth get a new moon?

Cochrane: That's no moon!
Next, the "One of many plot holes in this film" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post


B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
Soran: No.
B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
Soran: Nope.
B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
Soran: Nah.
B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.

...

B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
Soran: No.



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KHAN: We interrupt this attack to bring you this special news bulletin. Neener neener neener!
Congratulations to our competitors and many thanks to everyone who participated!

We begin again!







Enjoy!
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Old February 18 2014, 06:26 AM   #2
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Picard: Mister La Forge, change the channel.

Ru'afo and Dougherty: We heard that.



Scotty: That button doesn't work. Therefore this entire bridge must be redesigned.



Kirk: (thinking) Why are we serving ale in wine glasses?
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Old February 18 2014, 06:28 AM   #3
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LAFORGE: I'm not sure, sir. I think it might be the Space Pope.
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Old February 18 2014, 02:44 PM   #4
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Geordi: Would one of you hurry and make a photoshop out of this. I can't stand looking at that guy!






Kirk: (thinking) I wish I had Romulan Ale on hand whenever Bones and Spock were bickering on the bridge.
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Old February 18 2014, 04:33 PM   #5
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KIRK (thinking): Whoops, I begin to be turned on by Atzebur.
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Old February 18 2014, 04:44 PM   #6
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Scotty: Gents, never touch this reboot button.
Chekov: You mean, don't create an alternate universe?
Sulu: Oh, my...
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Old February 18 2014, 06:45 PM   #7
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TFTW LeadHead!



Dougherty: When you're ready to beam down to the men's room of the Hyatt Regency you'll find us in stall three. The attendant will show you in.

Ru'afo: <Spins toilet roll>




Scotty: That's it, lads. I'm pushing the shift key the fifth time.
Chekov: Are you insane?!




Captain's Log, Supplemental: I don't know why that Patrick Steward guy keeps forgetting my refills.
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Old February 18 2014, 07:15 PM   #8
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I don't have time to mock this up using the screen cap provided, but I did make this one a few years ago for a similar caption contest:

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Old February 19 2014, 12:17 AM   #9
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Picard: Ba'ku?
La Forge: Bless you Captain.



Sulu: I'll have anything on the men, you?
Scotty: I'll ha'e a kebab an' a fried mars bar an' some battered sausages.
Chekov: Fried mars bars...no not even I can say that was Russian.
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Old February 19 2014, 01:11 AM   #10
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"Aye ... that's the Klingon phrase I came up with in The Motion Picture. See that?"
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Old February 19 2014, 01:14 AM   #11
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"It looks like the Computer's back to it's old tricks, pranking me like it did in that cartoon series. This glass is somehow glued to my face ..."
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Old February 19 2014, 01:23 AM   #12
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Trill: "Captain, can I leave my post? I think I'm going to throw up. That other old dude who's sitting down - he won't stop checking me out ..."
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Old February 19 2014, 03:52 AM   #13
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Scotty: What in the name of heaven was THAT?

Chekov: It's certainly not the kind of winter sports I remember.

Sulu: I told them a long time ago it was a bad idea having the Olympics in Sochi...
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Old February 19 2014, 04:28 AM   #14
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Scotty: Borgas frat, who is this "Simon Pegg"?!?
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Old February 19 2014, 04:32 AM   #15
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CHEKOV: I'm thinking Scotty wasn't a good choice to program the VCR.

SCOTTY: Stop flashing "12:00" ya borgas frat bastard!
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