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Old March 19 2014, 04:35 AM   #91
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Hopefully a rabbi was present during the rabbit sacrifice.
I have not heard this conspiracy before.

The Jews are ethnically cleansing Easter Bunnies from the planet to stop Easter, so that everyone will stop blaming them for the death of Christ.

A very backward way to go about things, but it might work.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:54 AM   #92
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Teacake, I'm critical of both ENT and the Abrams reboot. But I don't end the book on a bleak note--I champion Trek's profound possibilities for imaginative spectatorship.
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Old March 19 2014, 05:03 AM   #93
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What is imaginative spectatorship?
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Old March 19 2014, 05:06 AM   #94
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That would be interactive spectatorship.

I'm thinking imaginative spectatorship is lying on the couch watching Star Trek and thinking up subtext.
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Old March 19 2014, 05:16 AM   #95
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A lot of TV doesn't make you think.

Are you familiar with the Mojoverse?
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Old March 19 2014, 05:53 AM   #96
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The Jews are ethnically cleansing Easter Bunnies from the planet to stop Easter, so that everyone will stop blaming them for the death of Christ.
Maybe they just eat enough chocolate bunnies to cause a scarcity in the marketplace.
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Old March 19 2014, 06:10 AM   #97
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Can werewolves eat chocolate?
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Old March 19 2014, 06:12 AM   #98
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No they cannot eat chocolate, chocolate contains a chemical compound that is poisonous to dogs.

What is the Mojoverse?
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Old March 19 2014, 06:22 AM   #99
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http://marvel.wikia.com/Mojo_(Mojoverse)

It's an X-Men (Comics) thing.

An alternate dimension, where the ruling class, no spines, massively obese, surgically attached to crab legged mobility vehicles, who only watch TV continuously and do nothing else.

The lower classes are slaves forced to make television which is mostly reality TV and usually most of the casts lives are on the line if they uck fup.

Whoever has the highest ratings rules the Mojoverse, and a dip in ratings forces an internal coup.

The X-Men have been often captured and forced to "star" in several deadly reality TV shows until they die or escape.

(Allegorical cautionary story from the 80s that no one listened to, until here we are today.)
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Old March 19 2014, 06:49 AM   #100
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Wow. That is freaky stuff.
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Old March 19 2014, 07:28 AM   #101
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The Lesbian Kiss that didn't happen which pissed me off was in Fury.

But is it really a Lesbian Kiss if Kes was kissing (Kessing?) her own temporal doppleganger?

(Sapphic Smooch?)
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Old March 19 2014, 07:48 AM   #102
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Is it gay or is it just pure narcissism or is it masturbation or is it..

It's pretty hot. Remember when there were two Janeways and she was having sexual tension with herself?



"My god she's hot.. is she looking at my..?"

"OH SHE IS SO HOT.. just look at how perfect her.."


I wonder if David discusses this in his book. Maybe it would be safer for the networks if we had people groping their doppelgangers, the gay sex you are having when you're not having gay sex.
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Old March 19 2014, 08:04 AM   #103
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For the Answer to that question... Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, episode 3.

(If noone is there to tell you, when this happens, they use real twins.)
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Old March 19 2014, 08:11 AM   #104
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OH! I just saw that one and I did not know they were twins!

I can just imagine what they would have gotten up to if only they'd had a few days together once they got chummy.
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Old March 19 2014, 08:20 AM   #105
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Anya had just finished planning the threesome when the doppelgänger poofed.

You don't remember your eyes rolling back in glee when she said that?
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