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Old February 23 2014, 08:20 AM   #1
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Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day

Greetings Voyager fans!!!

Winners of the last contest and images for the new contest are up! Relish in your wins! A lot of these were too funny.

NAHTMMM wrote: View Post

Janeway: Good news, Doctor.
Doctor: Torres has finally figured out how to stop me from shrinking?
Janeway: Nope! She's classified it as a feature!
LeadHead wrote: View Post

Seska: (watching) You see, Culluh. We don't need an armada of Kazon warships to take Voyager. Just leave something shiny in their course and they'll beam it aboard.
Culluh: I'm not sure about this, Seska.

Janeway, Tuvok and B'Elanna: Oooooooo..... Shiny...
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Torres: Chakotay, your legs would not keep getting paralyzed if you got off the toilet sooner.
Tuvok: And if you could manage to avoid becoming a daily entry in my security log, it would be appreciated.
Chakotay: Log.
Smellincoffee wrote: View Post

Chakotay: Torres and Tuvok didn't think I could do this.
Janeway: You can't. Go away.
Mistral wrote: View Post

Janeway: "Keep working! One of has got to be able to get that horrible thing off the screen!"
EMH: "You know I can hear you, right?"

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


TORRES: Wait, it's saying something....Ex term i nate?

Smellincoffee wrote: View Post

Chakotay: Lalalala can't heaaaaaaar yooouuuuuu!
Torres: How the hell are you our first officer?
Tuvok: I used to wonder as much when he was our "captain".

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EMH: Yes, i can vibrate if necessary....why do you ask
The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post

Janeway: "One more word out of you Doctor, and I'll put you where no man has gone in the last seven years."


LOL had to pick two for this one.

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Chakotay: Harry wanted me to give you this and mention promotion opportunities
Janeway: Dismissed
Roddenberry wrote: View Post

Chakotay: I just picked this up from the Botany Bay.
Janeway: Khhaaaannnnnnn!
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Have fun everyone!!!!!!!!!!!









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Old February 23 2014, 09:05 AM   #2
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Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day

Thanks for the win!



Paris: Oh, that reminds me, I was supposed to research Malcolm Reed's combat strategies.



Janeway: How bad is it, Doctor?

The Doctor: You'll be fine, but I'd make nice with the insurance adjuster if I were you.



The Doctor: I didn't mean that nice with the Insurance adjuster!!



B'Elanna: While you're at it, would you implant a "clean up your own dang socks" command?



Janeway: I made dinner!

Chakotay: (thinking) God help me.
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Old February 23 2014, 12:37 PM   #3
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Thanks for the Say What? Here's another...



Paris: "Not... the blow job I was hoping for."



EMH: "I diagnose a bad hair day. I'd lend you my preventative subroutine, if you were a hologram."



EMH: "I'm sorry Captain, the bit that you were hoping for still hasn't been restored to normal size since last week's Caption competition."
Janeway: "Well that was a waste."



Paris: "A little help here. Face-sucking alien. Call security!"
Torres: "In a minute, Tom. That face-sucking thing is hilarious. Do it again."



The Maquis infiltration of the Voyager crew was finally complete. Chakotay had hypnotised Janeway into thinking she was a maid, everytime he said Akoochimoya.
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Old February 23 2014, 01:15 PM   #4
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Thanks for the win(s)



Harry: This one time at band camp



Doctor: You're doing well captain, only five more men are waiting their turn



Doctor
: I'm afraid Seven can't make it so she sent me...how can i help
Janeway: Nevermind



Tuvok:
My mind to your mind....i can sense that you're very good in bed Mr Paris



Chakotay: Remember when you murdered Tuvix
Janeway: WTF!
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Old February 23 2014, 10:12 PM   #5
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Doctor: Are you all right, Captain?

Janeway: *grabs the Doc's uniform and pulls him toward her* Coffee!
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Old February 24 2014, 02:32 AM   #6
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"Security: Emergency in Captain's Quarters!"

"I've already taken the proverbial phone off the hook, Kathryn ... we don't want to be disturbed."
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Old February 24 2014, 02:39 AM   #7
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"Maybe you should relax with the wine, Chakotay. You're going to get drunk."

"But it takes the edge off the inevitable rejection I'm going to get from you."
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Old February 24 2014, 02:41 AM   #8
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"Captain, I know you've just been transported directly here, to sickbay, after a violent attack, but ... I want to talk to you about the possibility of my getting my own quarters, now that I'm mobile."
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Old February 24 2014, 02:44 AM   #9
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"I won't stop playing this Tom, until you give me your permission to marry Linnis."
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Old February 24 2014, 02:47 AM   #10
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"Woo! Woo! Woo!... nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!"
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Old February 24 2014, 03:07 AM   #11
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HARRY: Anything happening with the cobra?



EMH: Turns out I don't have a Hairdressing subroutine.



JANEWAY: I'll pass on the "happy ending", thanks.
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Old February 24 2014, 03:24 AM   #12
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Doctor: Captain, I must insist you get dressed at once.

The Entire Female Population Of TrekBBS' Voyager Forum: Not so fast!!!
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Janeway: My God, Chakotay, haven't you had enough?

Chakotay: The drunker I get, the better your cooking tastes.
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Old February 24 2014, 05:44 PM   #15
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TFTW Captain Kathryn!




Tom: I was feeling bad about not being able to win Kes, but you cheered me up as usual.
Kim: Because of my jaunty licorice stick tune?
Tom: No, because you play clarinet better than you play women - and you suck at clarinet.




Drunk again, Captain?
No, I jus' can't find the floor.




EMH: Don't be modest, Captain. It's nothing I haven't seen before.

...On a dude.
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