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Old February 24 2014, 11:57 PM   #16
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JASMINE:...and this is Jafar.
ALADIN: But who are Abu and Iago?
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Old February 25 2014, 12:06 AM   #17
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Kirk: "A meth lab, you say?"

McCoy: "Yes, Jim. And I've found evidence that my counterpart has been making ecstasy, LSD, rohypnol, cocaine, and some other shit I can't even begin to identify."


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Old February 25 2014, 12:40 AM   #18
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Old February 25 2014, 02:42 AM   #19
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Alright, whos been playing with the SpiroMatic ?
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Old February 25 2014, 02:45 AM   #20
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Kirk............."Why am I lumbered with the away kit ?"
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Old February 25 2014, 02:51 AM   #21
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Kirk............."You would think, in this day and age, we`d have widescreen, HD and a fucking remote"
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Old February 25 2014, 06:00 AM   #22
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Next, we have the "Sounds good right now, but just you wait..." Award, going to:
I'm honored, LeadHead!




Humanoid Kirk: Obviously, we've materialized in some sort of alternate universe, in which our counterparts are bipedal creatures with bilateral symmetry, who wear clothing for protection instead of our natural armor plating.




Mirror Chekov: But ze agony booth really vas inwented in Russia! Arrrarrarrrgggh!




Kirk: It's a clever gambit, immobilizing us by doing nothing, forcing us to do nothing, except to monitor him, until he actually does something.

Mirror Marlena: Genius.
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Old February 25 2014, 06:18 AM   #23
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KIRK: That's it. Bones, you're fired. Scotty, you're in charge of making the still.

SCOTTY: I thought you'd never ask.
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Old February 25 2014, 04:42 PM   #24
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McCoy: Sorry, Jim. We tried reverse-engineering the hot pocket but it kept creating a subspace field inversion.
Kirk: Did you try rotating the frequency?
Scotty: The hell is he on about? These aren't bloody shield harmonics.
Kirk: DID YOU TRY ROTATING THE FREQUENCY?!
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Old February 25 2014, 07:56 PM   #25
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Kirk: "I just cannot believe this."

McCoy: "What, Jim, that we're in a parallel universe?"

Kik: "What? No. I can't believe that in this universe, Chuck Norris is a pussy.


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Old February 25 2014, 08:07 PM   #26
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Kirk: Look, I'm all for unique experiences at costume parties, Bones; but group fingerpainting? Really?
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Old February 25 2014, 08:14 PM   #27
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KIRK: What do they mean, a lot of our stuff is scientifically inaccurate? Look at this professional and high-tech lab, we rock the science!
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Old February 25 2014, 08:55 PM   #28
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McCoy: "Now that's what I call a tall, cool drink!"
Uhura: "Why, thank you, Doctor! It's probably this uniform--"
McCoy: "I'm talking about that blue stuff."
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Old February 26 2014, 01:25 AM   #29
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Kirk: Scotty's homebrew makes me forget what happened last night.
McCoy/Uhura/Scotty (in unison, nervously) : Aye, me too sir.


Shatner: I swear this fit me properly last season.
Nimoy: Of course it did Bill.
Doohan: It's even worse from the rear, like two shaved tribbles having a make out session.


Balding Blueshirt: Only took him down to my local, The Slaughtered Lamb and Chekov falls foul of the local wild life yet again.


Big Brother voice over guy: Spock's been sent to the diary room, unbeknownst to him, the other house mates have been allowed to watch.

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Old February 26 2014, 09:26 AM   #30
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McCoy: That spot, I spilled acid there a year ago!

Scotty: Orientine?

McCoy: No, Dancing Bear-IV. Jim, we're in trouble! The stuff was in solution, but it's extremely volatile. We could feel the effects almost immediately. No sense of time, unusual but selective hallucinations, group psychosis—

Kirk: This has already been one helluva bad trip!
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