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Old February 20 2014, 11:49 PM   #46
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Back to back sex would discourage face to face kissing.

But Kes is all about kissing.

She was always nuzzling with the Kitchenrat.

Unless it's this weird alien thing that Neelix is into which she puts up with?
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Old February 21 2014, 12:29 AM   #47
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^Kes was always about trying new things. That's why she escaped her planet.

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If her reproductive organs are in/on her back, then maybe she's like a Ken doll in her crotchal area, which means that it's perfectly fine to slap her jovially down there?
Does that mean male Ocampans have their genitals on their chest or back?
The chest sounds like it makes sense.
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Old February 21 2014, 12:42 AM   #48
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

Back to back / chest to back

There's no kissing with either

We and the chimps had the good sense to realise that looking at each other might be fun (except for those times when it just makes you self conscious and you start to lose confidence before you hear the dreaded words "i thought you said you were good at this...get the rabbit"

Would that mean they would evolve to be quite an unloving species....unromantic....chest to back might provide some tenderness (spooning would be dramatically improved as a concept....i'd accept the dead arm and the hair in my face under those circumstances)
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Old February 21 2014, 12:57 AM   #49
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They are psychic, maybe they rub temples instead of kissing. That'll work with chest to back.
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Old February 21 2014, 01:03 AM   #50
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

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"Kes ... personifies the spirit of Star Trek." (...) But Kes still manages to capture the essence of what STAR TREK is all about.
God, I hope not!
Why can't Kes just be allowed to stay on her petestal? Why? ... WHY?!!
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Old February 21 2014, 01:07 AM   #51
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The pedestal is crowded, and she's kinda... lightweight.
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Old February 21 2014, 02:16 AM   #52
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Chest to back allows for kissing.

One head is 90 degrees, the other at 270 and their mouths can interlock fine.

But I guess that would only be if their shoulders are level to each other when he is nipsticles deep into her spinegina.
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Old February 21 2014, 04:25 AM   #53
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

This is why we need Star Trek on HBO, so all our REAL questions can be answered.
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Old February 21 2014, 04:34 AM   #54
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

2takesfrakes wrote: View Post
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"Kes ... personifies the spirit of Star Trek." (...) But Kes still manages to capture the essence of what STAR TREK is all about.
God, I hope not!
Why can't Kes just be allowed to stay on her petestal? Why? ... WHY?!!
Is pedestal a metaphor for penis?
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Old February 21 2014, 06:12 AM   #55
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Old February 21 2014, 06:23 AM   #56
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A grown up woman?
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Old February 21 2014, 06:28 AM   #57
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You always end with a jade's trick!
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Old February 21 2014, 02:52 PM   #58
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Chest to back allows for kissing.

One head is 90 degrees, the other at 270 and their mouths can interlock fine.

But I guess that would only be if their shoulders are level to each other when he is nipsticles deep into her spinegina.

Who can not be sold on Kes after that statement.
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Old February 21 2014, 03:02 PM   #59
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

I've always suspected that the Ocampa had their genitals in the same area as Human Beings did, but that the women are marsupials, with the pouch on their back. Suggesting an Australian texture, or flavour, to the Ocampa culture.
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Old February 21 2014, 04:21 PM   #60
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Neelix is the one that I really could not stand. His voice was grating and when he got all jealous and possessive towards Kes, he got really creepy.
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