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Old March 12 2014, 08:47 AM   #391
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Can you imagine the disputes over jurisdiction between the US Fish and Wildlife Service, and the National Parks Service deteriorating who gets to stop the episode love affairs between man and leaping beast as their orgies criss cross lines National park boundaries...
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Old March 12 2014, 08:55 AM   #392
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I haven't seen any stories about a guy trying to make it with a cactus around here yet, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's happened.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:58 AM   #393
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Well that is legal. So it's less likely to make the news, unless there was a dramatic poniarding.
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Old March 12 2014, 09:03 AM   #394
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It's illegal to smoke peyote, but is it legal to frakk it?
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Old March 12 2014, 09:09 AM   #395
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^A man debates. Meanwhile, cucumbers.
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Old March 12 2014, 09:15 AM   #396
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I don't understand how such envy could exist to invent pickles?
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Old March 12 2014, 09:36 AM   #397
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Some things are just begging to be improved upon.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:02 AM   #398
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Ethnically cleansing infant cucumbers on that level is worthy of Herod.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:14 AM   #399
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Circumcision cleanses 'em good.. but wait isn't that how Herod found the ones he wanted to extra cleanse?
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Old March 12 2014, 10:19 AM   #400
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And lo, a decree was sent forth from Herod Anchovy, announcing that all baby cucumbers should be served with salt and vinegar. And the Epicures agreed it would be done.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:20 AM   #401
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Herod was the king of Judea, scowering Judea for the real King, despite Augustus being quite vocal about the difference between King and Client King.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:24 AM   #402
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The moral of the story is that you can be a true believer in Jesus the King of Kings, as Herod was, and still an asshole.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:31 AM   #403
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I'm guessing that Herod thought that the baby was going to be a Prophet and not God himself.

It was so funny at the end of Omen III when Sam Neil was killing all the Babies in the world to counter prophecy of the second coming only to be screwed over as Jesus turns up as a fully grown pissed off adult spoiling for a beat down.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:35 AM   #404
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I once had a quite a crush on Sam Neill.
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Old March 12 2014, 10:42 AM   #405
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We all did.
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