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Old March 12 2014, 07:43 AM   #376
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Maybe that's why some people think Kes is so cute, because she is actually a marsupial.
You have how many stories about hillbillies getting caught interfering with wallabies?
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Old March 12 2014, 07:52 AM   #377
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There is so much I could say here, it encompasses several fandoms, all of it is bad.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:04 AM   #378
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I was only asking for a number.

You have a number don't you?
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Old March 12 2014, 08:06 AM   #379
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No, I only have anecdotes which I inflate for my own enjoyment.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:08 AM   #380
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You know what you're trying to make me say.

I am not your puppet.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:09 AM   #381
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The number is 42.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:10 AM   #382
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You have hillbillies Melakon, but you don't have wallabies.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:15 AM   #383
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POOR MELAKON NOTHING CUTE TO F*..
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Old March 12 2014, 08:20 AM   #384
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Sheriff Joe would just arrest us if we tried anything like that.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:20 AM   #385
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Who is that who who
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Old March 12 2014, 08:26 AM   #386
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Joe Arpaio is the sheriff in my county, and is the self-proclaimed "America's Toughest Sheriff". Outside of his own mind, he's just a national laughing stock like every other politician in this state.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:27 AM   #387
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If I believe my Classic Warner Brothers cartoons... Shipping crates full of boxing kangaroos are epidemically falling off thousands off trains running across the continental USA every day.
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Let me guess, he is tough on bullshit.
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Old March 12 2014, 08:29 AM   #389
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If I believe my Classic Warner Brothers cartoons... Shipping crates full of boxing kangaroos are epidemically falling off thousands off trains running across the continental USA every day.
So you are saying no one should do without?
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Old March 12 2014, 08:45 AM   #390
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Let me guess, he is tough on bullshit.
Yeah. To give you some examples, a few years ago he took actor Steven Seagal, an assault vehicle, and a camera crew with him to check out houses suspected of containing a bunch of people who had entered the country without going through official immigration checkpoints.

About a year or so ago, he was getting a lot of publicity for conducting an "official investigation" by his county sheriff's department as to whether Barack Obama was born in the United States.

Joe likes to get his name in the news. A lot.
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