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Old February 25 2014, 12:55 AM   #151
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

I'm thinking Kes and Seven could have a kid, like Trip and T'Pol did, with Seven being the boy and Kes being the girl, but they're not married, or going out, or anything like that. They just had a kid to raise together, yet seperately. Kind of like divorced parents, or whatever. Kes is strictly dicky, that much is certain. Lynx understands the Kes character much better than I do, though. I'd like to see his comments on this.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:00 AM   #152
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

What the fuck are you talking about?

7 being the boy?

Kes "strictly dicky"?
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Old February 25 2014, 01:02 AM   #153
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Seven would be the "father" to the kid they "artificially" had and Kes would be the "mother." I can see it. Can't you?
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Old February 25 2014, 01:04 AM   #154
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They are two women and they would raise the children as two women. You don't need to label people "father" or "mother" in a same sex couple.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:07 AM   #155
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

Right ... well ... when you come up with some storyline, or another, based on this fanfiction, I can edit for you, if you like. Add my own flourishes and finishing touches ...
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Old February 25 2014, 01:15 AM   #156
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I doubt any collaboration will be necessary

So the baby is conceived after 7 asks Kes to copulate, there being all kinds of plumbing mysteries to Borg and Ocampa that Trek, in its infinite prudishness, never revealed. I'm just worried that 7 will think a baby with reduced lifespan due to being half human and half Ocampan will be inefficient, maybe she will be thinking she should have bred with a Vulcan.. but the two of them will probably figure out a way around this because, science.

I'm going to impregnate Kes because she is less useful to the crew then 7. They baby will of course be beautiful and blonde, having 7's Swedish ancestry and Kes's cute ears, TOTAL WIN! Maybe I'll make him a boy, he can look like LEGOLAS!!!!! That would be hot, might even in a happy twist pair him with Harry once he grows up because they would grow up fast still but have a better lifespan thanks to the science.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:21 AM   #157
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I can imagine Seven hypodoping Kim's sack with her DNA, so that he can stud out her babies and she can use her time in a worth while fashion.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:24 AM   #158
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Re: Sell me on Kes.

BUT ... but ... even though collaboration isn't necessary, you still haven't heard MY part of the story, yet. OK, here we go:

Kes is straight as an arrow. She agrees to have a baby with Seven, and like Seska, uses a DNA sample, only Kes knows what she's doing, when it comes to that stuff. It will work. And yes! They have Legolis, as a son who grows into a strapping young man. But, with another twist, if I may ... he likes women, you see ...
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Old February 25 2014, 01:27 AM   #159
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What's the point of not having 7 and Kes in bed together but getting a baby? IF you're gonna have the baby you need compensation!!

Trek does children soooo badly, but I will forgive baby focus if we precede the baby with 7 and Kes exploration scenes. As it should be.

Kes is too curious to be straight in a narrow fashion. She might prefer males but she will expect to find out by trial and error herself.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:29 AM   #160
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Janeway wants a baby ...
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Old February 25 2014, 01:32 AM   #161
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I already mated Janeway with 7 and gave them a baby, named Phoebe after Janeway's sister. I have been mating Janeway with 7 and giving them a baby for YEARS. Harry Kim is the surrogate for the baby because he is not particularly useful and after he births the child via caesarean he will have a scar and chicks dig scars so he will be getting something out of the arrangement.

But see this is very radical for me, very mind expanding to mate my least favorite VOY character (Kes) with my most favorite Trek character (7) and give them a nice baby together. I'm like really liberal minded even talking about this.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:34 AM   #162
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Old February 25 2014, 01:36 AM   #163
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[The] baby will of course be beautiful and blonde, having 7's Swedish ancestry and Kes's cute ears, TOTAL WIN! Maybe I'll make him a boy, he can look like LEGOLAS!!!!!
Noooooooooo! Not Kes' ears. The kid will grow up to look like Dr. Sevrin in TOS: The Way to Eden, only with hair.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:38 AM   #164
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I'm trying to be generous here Melakon.

Truthfully Kes's ears look like vulvas.
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Old February 25 2014, 01:46 AM   #165
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