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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old February 19 2014, 04:50 AM   #16
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Kirk: Ah, this is a fine champagne, isn't it?

McCoy (offscreen): Jim, that's the last urine sample from the medical lab.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:04 AM   #17
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CHEKOV: Meester Scott, vhy did you let your finger on the Enterprise?
SCOTT: Borgas frat laddie! All the those things I made to her with this finger...how could I dare use it with a Bird-of-Prey slut right after her death?


DOUGHERTY: Well Jean-Luc, you can stay...but at one condition: you give us Geordi an the Trill for...hmmm...our personnal pleasure.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:42 AM   #18
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LAFORGE: It's some sort of temporal anomaly. We've somehow contacted last week's contest!
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Old February 19 2014, 06:31 AM   #19
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DOUGHERTY: Ahem, Jean-Luc, perhaps you should go easier on the DS9-mania.
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Old February 19 2014, 07:49 AM   #20
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Scott: ... or should I just punch up "clear"?
Chekov: Uh, Scotty, ve already have transparent aluminum...



Picard (O/S): Geordi! Quit watching The Wrath of Khan and get the hell back to work!
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Scotty: "Do I want a larger penis?" Yes please.
Chekov: You vill NOT click that link!




Geordi: Did this mofo just call me Chekov?




Ru'Afo: Ze Thtarthip! Ze Thtarthip, Bothh!
Geordi: Uh oh, looks like Beth has created a temporal paradox again. Trainees.
Beth: My panel's made of stickers!

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Old February 19 2014, 06:08 PM   #22
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Scotty: "This one, nay, this one is for popcorn. This is the one for Hot Pockets."

Chekov: "Vell, vhat are you vaiting for?"



Geordi: It's for you Captain. The A.A.R.P. is having another membership drive."

Picard (O.S) Merde.
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Kirk: "Relax Bones, it's five o'clock somewhere."
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Old February 21 2014, 08:30 PM   #24
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Geordi: Don't trust him Sir, he killed Mozart!





Scotty: Och, see, the odd numbered films are worse!




Shatner: And here's a toast to the new Jack Ryan! It's no T.J. Hooker though, is it Chris?
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Scotty: "Now, watch this security tape here! For just a moment, ye can see Khan's genetically enhanced wanger!"
Chekov: "Vat, in the name of the czars, makes you think ve vould be interested in this?!!"
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Old February 22 2014, 10:45 PM   #26
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Scotty: "Now, watch this security tape here! For just a moment, ye can see Khan's genetically enhanced wanger!"
Chekov: "Vat, in the name of the czars, makes you think ve vould be interested in this?!!"
Sulu: "Hang on a second, Chekov..."
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Old February 23 2014, 03:03 AM   #27
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead



LaForge: Uh, sir, I realize this is the wrong time to bring it up, but why am I here? It's like someone forgot that over 10 years ago I got promoted to Chief Engineer!



Scotty: There it is! In the Captain's log. "Stardate, something-or-other. I heard this really great joke the other day, a Jap, a Ruskie, and a Scot walked into engineering..."



Kirk: I don't always drink Romulan Ale, but when I do, it's Kre XX's.
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Old February 23 2014, 05:43 AM   #28
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LaForge: Uh, sir, I realize this is the wrong time to bring it up, but why am I here? It's like someone forgot that over 10 years ago I got promoted to Chief Engineer!
DOUGHERTY: Do the maths Commander: Your Captain has a big heart. He's sad to see you unable to score. Trills are a notorious race of nymphomaniac. Ensign Perim is a Trill....
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LaForge: Uh, sir, I realize this is the wrong time to bring it up, but why am I here? It's like someone forgot that over 10 years ago I got promoted to Chief Engineer!
DOUGHERTY: Do the maths Commander: Your Captain has a big heart. He's sad to see you unable to score. Trills are a notorious race of nymphomaniac. Ensign Perim is a Trill....
Ensign Perim: The Perim symbiote says to tell you, not in all of its lifetimes, Commander.
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Ru'Afo: Captain, won't you beam down for some fungus? And invite your Ops officer too, she looks like she would appreciate a nice fungus. That is, if your helmsman hasn't already offered her some of his fungus.
Geordi: This is why you brought us all the way out here? Really??
Dougherty: Totally worth it.
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