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Old February 19 2014, 08:21 PM   #31
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Picard: "What is that? An almond? These aren't Mounds! Worf!"
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Old February 19 2014, 09:15 PM   #32
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PICARD: Worf, do something, she wants Starfleet command to forbid me to drink any more Earl Grey.
WORF: Sorry sir, I just sent the message. I had to do it.


WORF: The Captain's urine is full of Earl Grey traces. He definetely find a way to bypass the interdict.
RIKER: That explains why he's peeing a river.


JONO: Hey, this is a tea-pot.
PICARD: Noooo, he found it! **Sob**


PICARD: No, it doesn't taste like bergamot or tea. NEXT!


TROI: I sense a strong desire to drink Earl Grey.
ZAAAAAAAP!
WORF: Sorry sir, but Dr. Crusher received yesterday the approval for the shock therapy.
PICARD: M...er...de....
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Old February 20 2014, 02:55 AM   #33
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JONO: Sextant...hehheheheheheh...sex.....heheheheheh.... that's cool.
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Old February 20 2014, 05:44 PM   #34
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Jono: I know that's you Captain, so you may as well stop pretending to be Guinan's Oscar.
Picard: I was the one for Ghost, tee hee!
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Old February 20 2014, 08:44 PM   #35
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Jono: I know that's you Captain, so you may as well stop pretending to be Guinan's Oscar.
Picard: I was the one for Ghost, tee hee!

Lt. FÜNKE:OH GOD! WHAT AWFUL CLOTHES!
RON HOWARD (OS): And Tobias was about to discover at his first assigment as Starfleet psychatrist that the Enterprise was perhaps not the better place to pursue his Blue Man activities.
COMPUTER: Red alert! A naked Bolian male has been detected near the Jeremiah Rossa's cabin.
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Old February 21 2014, 08:25 PM   #36
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Picard: Mr. Worf, you have the bridge. If any of your ex-girlfriends show up, try not to get them killed this time.





Captain's Personal Log: I forgot to wash my hands making it so by myself again.




Riker: What is it?

Worf: Duh, it's a tricorder, stupid.

Riker: Why are we letting you do science stuff?




Stewart: James McAvoy is getting paid how much more than me?




Riker: Captain Picard has fallen! I name myself the new captain!
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Old February 22 2014, 04:08 AM   #37
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PICARD: These ancient field rations are perfect edib...blaaargh.
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Old February 22 2014, 09:11 AM   #38
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Geordi: OK, we're ready.

Worf: Captain, even if the device works, it will be without honor!

Picard: Come, come, Mr. Worf. Let's be open-minded! Computer, activate automatic bridge defense system.

***ZAP!!!***

Computer: Commander Riker is now in command.

Riker: Computer, deactivate BDS.

Data: I can see why this device was originally discontinued.

Troi: I sense great pain.
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Old February 22 2014, 12:21 PM   #39
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The biologist in me just realized I used the wrong word for it...


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More evidence Voyager was ripping off TNG: A scene from an episode that was dropped halfway through taping...

Riker: Well?

Worf: I'm finding traces of those hermaphroditic salamander creatures Wesley and Picard turned into...They must have entered the pond by sliding down this.

Riker: I don't know how I'll explain this in the report

Worf: I look forward it...sir
fixed...
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Old February 22 2014, 03:59 PM   #40
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Crusher: My rations are shepherd's pie flavored. Reminds me of Grandmother's.
Troi: Mmmm - chocolate sundae! My favorite. How about yours, Captain?
Picard: Burnt...fur...putrid eel...and...serpent worms? Dammit Worf!
Worf: Mmm, pheasant.
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Old February 22 2014, 05:19 PM   #41
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CREWMAN SMITH (oc) I'm here to pick up the Mugato droppings.

PICARD: Merde!
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Old February 22 2014, 05:33 PM   #42
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CREWMAN SMITH (oc) I'm here to pick up the Mugato droppings.

PICARD: Merde!
avec une hint de Bergamot. It'll do until the replicator's repaired.
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Old February 22 2014, 08:39 PM   #43
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In honor of none of my captions being chosen this past week, I am going with a theme this week:



Picard/Shivkala: What do you mean none of my captions were funny?

Worf/Leadhead: Your captions were...without honor.



Picard/Shivkala: Worf/Leadhead didn't like any of my posts, what am I going to do? And what the hell are you doing with that sextant?

Jono/Nerys Myk: Trying to find your dignity!



Riker/Mutai Sho-Rin: Find it yet?

Worf/Leadhead: No sir, as I said, I have not been able to find Picard/Shivkala's sense of humor.




Picard/Shivkala: Before the winners were announced, I thought I'd be drinking from the cup of victory, now I'm just tasting the bitterness of defeat!



Riker/Mutai Sho-Rin: Picard/Shivkala for your crimes of being unfunny, we consign you to this torture beam!
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Old February 22 2014, 09:24 PM   #44
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RIKER: Analysis, Mr. Worf?

WORF: Black gold. Texas tea.

RIKER: Recommendation?

WORF: California is the place we ought to be.
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Old February 22 2014, 10:47 PM   #45
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SHAZAM!
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