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Old February 18 2014, 02:37 PM   #16
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Thanks for the Log Win



Picard: You have the bridge, Mr. Worf. Whatever you do, don't let Deanna drive.



Captain's Log: Jonos has the most disregard for archaeological artifacts. He just tossed an ancient Denobulan compass on the couch. I cannot fathom tossing a dear and valuable artifact.



Riker: I hate it when running water makes me want to go to the bathroom



Picard: Tastes like Riker's cooking
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Old February 18 2014, 02:49 PM   #17
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LEADHEAD: Picard, you ungrateful bastard! I gave you the "The Klingon who Shagged me" Award and you didn't even thank me.
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Old February 18 2014, 05:19 PM   #18
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Worf: Sir, if you halt the turbolift between decks to have a "sincere moment" with the doctor again, be advised that I will be monitoring the visual pickup at all times.

Crusher: It was a medically-authorized spot check!




Picard: Oh - my - Shakaree - that outfit is to die for!
Jono: It's from the Insolent Cadet line at Old Space Navy.




Worf: According to these readings there's a hitch in the crevice.
Riker: Bad day to wear speedos. <Lunges>




We're trapped, people. Starfleet survival 101, start looking for edible roots.

<Bites, spits>

Screw that! Start screaming like little girls for help!




Troi: I'm sensing some distress.

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Old February 18 2014, 09:49 PM   #19
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TFTBLW!



A vaguely 80s/90s/commercials theme to today's captions:



CRUSHER: Head & Shoulders, Worf?
PICARD: But he doesn't have dandruff!
WORF: Exactly.





JONO: Sega joystick?
PICARD: Yes. The more you play with it the harder it gets.





WORF: Bah, it's mineral water but I prefer the fizzy kind.
RIKER: Starfleet really has made you soft.





PICARD: I can believe it's not butter.





PICARD: Care... Bear... STARE!
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Old February 18 2014, 10:51 PM   #20
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More evidence Voyager was ripping off TNG: A scene from an episode that was dropped halfway through taping...

Riker: Well?

Worf: I'm finding traces of those androgynous salamander creatures Wesley and Picard turned into...They must have entered the pond by sliding down this.

Riker: I don't know how I'll explain this in the report

Worf: I look forward it...sir
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Old February 19 2014, 12:47 AM   #21
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LEADHEAD: Picard, you ungrateful bastard! I gave you the "The Klingon who Shagged me" Award and you didn't even thank me.
Indeed, LeadHead, many thanks for mine, sir ...
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Old February 19 2014, 01:48 AM   #22
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Riker: Data, what is it!
Data: Big ass energy bolt, sir.
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Old February 19 2014, 02:54 AM   #23
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JONO: Hey Johnny, flash-news, everybody on this ship already knew that your supposed precious artifacts were from a Bajoran kit for serious hash smokers.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:53 AM   #24
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RIKER: Wow, remind me not to piss off this "Ororo Munroe" chick.
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Old February 19 2014, 06:53 AM   #25
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Old February 19 2014, 08:03 AM   #26
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Picard: Damn it, Worf, I said fire at WILL!
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Old February 19 2014, 11:57 AM   #27
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Worf: "Call me Pigpen again and I will kill you where you stand!"
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Old February 19 2014, 04:05 PM   #28
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Picard: Oh YES! YES! YES!
Troi: I'll have what he's having.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:55 PM   #29
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PICARD: Excuse me, what does Go....AAAAAARGH!
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Old February 19 2014, 07:10 PM   #30
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Worf: "Orders sir?"

Picard: "Keep the boy occupied. If he C-blocks me again, so help me..."




Picard: "Good lord, what have they been feeding you? It smells like something died in here."



Riker: "Analysis Worf."

Worf: "What we have here, sir, is some high quality H2O."

Riker: "Wait. What?"




Picard: "Damn it *pfft* Beverly, another one. At least Vash kept her's shaved clean."





Data: "'Shocking."
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