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Old February 13 2014, 05:31 PM   #31
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Re: list of boyfriend rules

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The trouble is, a lot of supposedly adult men and women never outgrow this kind of list-making.
1. Kind
2. Intelligent
3. Feminist
4. Taller than me
5. Generally fit
6. Good fashion sense
7. Reader
8. Sexy accent
9. Educated
10. Left Leaning
11. Not a hippy, naturopath, believer in the paranormal, woo-woo fool
12. Similar worldview to mine
13. Wants kids, willing to adopt one
14. Good in bed and willing to experiment, generally dominant
15. Going on from 14, willing to experiment with third parties of either gender
16. Totally into me.
17. Likes cats
18. Not clingy
19. Has a good job
20. Good hygiene
21. No farting. Have the decency to leave the room or silence a non-stinker
22. Likes karaoke
23. Plays the piano and writes me goofy love songs
24. Curly hair preferred.
25. Generally healthy diet but not a health nut
26. No goddamn juicing/gluten is evil/paleo nonsense
27. Not a "theatre person" (probably not artistically inclined at all.)
28. Good at math, an engineer would be nice
29. Has one or more tattoos
30. Owns a beautiful old estate in some rolling English countryside or something, inherited from his entirely deceased family (no in-laws to deal with), where we can throw garden parties when we tire of city life...which he only just found out about because he didn't know his insanely wealthy dead relatives and was raised quite humbly so there's not to much of a class-based culture clash between us, and he never forgets where he came from, and we sometimes have Abba dance parties and we can afford to fly first class when we take the kids to visit their grandparents, and we work because we want to not because we have to, and...

What?
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Old February 13 2014, 05:45 PM   #32
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Re: list of boyfriend rules

Damn, I was doing fine until I got to #29.
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Old February 13 2014, 05:50 PM   #33
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Re: list of boyfriend rules

#21?

Also, taking #11 into account, tsq's dislike of "woo-woo" fools would seem to preclude dating Ric Flair, amirite?
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Old February 13 2014, 06:14 PM   #34
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Damn, I was doing fine until I got to #29.
I got shot down at #4. I would go to a bar and drink myself into a stupor, if only I could find a way to climb onto the bar stool...
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Old February 13 2014, 06:18 PM   #35
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#6 and #8 are also out...6 for obvious reasons, and 8 because I personally have a voice that sounds like the bass part from "Sussudio" and/or a 45-rpm single played at 33.
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Old February 13 2014, 06:22 PM   #36
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*cracks knuckles*. I am a spectacular boyfriend. Watch me ace this list.

List of boyfriend rules:

1) nice handwriting
god dammit
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Old February 13 2014, 06:25 PM   #37
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Now that's what you call a list, tsq!

On a serious note, I think a lot of people don't realise that a long-lasting relationship needs a lot of compromise and constant maintenance. You never stop working on it, or it will die, no matter how long you've been together.

macloudt, married for 18 years yet living in a semi-detached house rather than a vast inherited estate

Edit: Stoo, my husband also wouldn't get past no.1, but then neither would I.
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Old February 13 2014, 06:28 PM   #38
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a long-lasting relationship needs a lot of compromise and constant maintenance. You never stop working on it, or it will die, no matter how long you've been together.
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Old February 13 2014, 06:32 PM   #39
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I drive, but my husband doesn't. Also, he does the gardening. Ah, I miss the Red Green show.
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Old February 13 2014, 06:52 PM   #40
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If I had to make a list that would be a quite short list : someone I can tolerate. It's perfectly vague and it's really very limitative. That's certainly why I'm single
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Old February 13 2014, 06:56 PM   #41
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Actually, that's the most realistic list you could have.
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Old February 13 2014, 07:18 PM   #42
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My list is basically "Be a good person." Everything either follows from that or is negotiable.
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Old February 13 2014, 07:21 PM   #43
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10) likes children / wants children
The latter part would create a serious incompatibility between us
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Old February 13 2014, 07:34 PM   #44
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I'm quite surprised that, in the whole list, there's not one mention of cooties.

While the list itself may not be very practical, the cuteness factor is off the charts.

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23. Plays the piano and writes me goofy love songs
27. (probably not artistically inclined at all.)


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Edit: Stoo, my husband also wouldn't get past no.1, but then neither would I.
That's okay. These days good handwriting is overrated. This coming from someone who has exceptional handwriting.

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My list is basically "Be a good person." Everything either follows from that or is negotiable.
Sounds about right.
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Old February 13 2014, 08:07 PM   #45
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Damn, I was doing fine until I got to #29.
18/30 at best here
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