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Old February 16 2014, 11:17 PM   #31
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Kirk: "You have the best legs on the ship."

Crewman (softly): "Bitch."

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Old February 17 2014, 12:01 AM   #32
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Kirk: "You have the best legs on the ship."

Crewman (softly): "Bitch."
RODDENBERRY (OS): In fact, the extra was wearing a skant, but Shatner's belly totally obstructed the view.
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Old February 17 2014, 12:27 AM   #33
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Kirk: "You have the best legs on the ship."

Crewman (softly): "Bitch."
RODDENBERRY (OS): In fact, the extra was wearing a skant, but Shatner's belly totally obstructed the view.
Crewman: "It's a dress damn you, a pretty dress!!!"

(bursts into tears, runs off bridge)

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Old February 17 2014, 03:00 AM   #34
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ALIEN: Greetings, Captain of the Enterprise. I am Krath, the King of my world.
KIRK: Wait, wait. King?
ALIEN: And if I must say, you are a very beautiful woman. Your eyes are like the stars.



SCOTTY: I, umm...signed for your delivery, captain. One hyper-realistic female doll.
KIRK: One word of this to the rest of the crew and I'll replace you with a British comedy actor.



SPOCK: Judging by the concentration of pheremones you are currently releasing, the logical course of action would be to get it on.



CHEKOV: I brought wodka.
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Old February 17 2014, 03:12 AM   #35
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KALOMI: It's my husband. I'll have to take it.

SPOCK: Wait... your what?
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Old February 17 2014, 05:16 PM   #36
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OLD KIRK: NO JIM! STOP THAT AND SEND HER RIGHT NOW TO THE BRIG, OTHERWISE A JEALOUS JANICE RAND WILL ASK FOR A TRANSFER!
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Old February 17 2014, 05:30 PM   #37
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Landon: Dandle in the bramble?
Chekov: Russian inwention.
Landon: Fondle in the fern?
Chekov: Russian inwention.
Landon: Twiddle in the dingle?
Chekov: Russian inw - no, that vun vas Wulcan. Sickos.
Landon: Prickle in the thistle?
Chekov: Russian inwention....
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Old February 17 2014, 05:56 PM   #38
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Spock: Now that I've finally dumped T'Pring, we can be together!

*beep beep*

Leila: I have to take this.

Male Voice: Honey, I have to stay late. Can you pick up the kids at karate?
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Old February 18 2014, 03:12 AM   #39
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Leila: Did you ever stop the planetkiller?
Spock: No, Miley Cyrus's sexual innuendo eventually grew to eat suns, too.
Leila: Check out her new outfit.
Spock: It would appear that light can still escape the event horizon in her pants.
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Old February 18 2014, 04:03 AM   #40
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LENORE: Nice meeting you Jim, but my date's here and I have to go.
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Old February 18 2014, 04:33 AM   #41
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LENORE: Nice meeting you Jim, but my date's here and I have to go.
KIRK: Funny, I have your potential mother-in-law on my head.
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Old February 18 2014, 07:15 PM   #42
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Kirk: "I'd like us to spend some more time together."

Lenore: "Would you like to come by my place later and help me finish shaving my back?"

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Old February 23 2014, 06:18 AM   #43
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